I stumbled upon a thread from 4 years ago...As you tend do eh.
HAHAHAHAHA ok ok but he WAS shit 4 years ago and majorly flopped at chelsea. So i wasn't wrong at the time. He has improved a lot since he's moved to Roma.
Of course he cuts inside or runs inside diagonally, or makes runs into the box if the balls in the opposite flank, but we’ve also seen him skin plenty of players this season on the outside. Probably more so than any of our players.Not really a "non-striker" is he though? I mean, calling him a winger is a bit of a stretch IMO. He might not wear #9 and stand smack-bang in the middle but he's not exactly a Steve Heighway type is he?
Not knocking his goal tally or contribution by the way which has been marvellous news.
Not really a "non-striker" is he though? I mean, calling him a winger is a bit of a stretch IMO. He might not wear #9 and stand smack-bang in the middle but he's not exactly a Steve Heighway type is he?
What's a 'traditional winger'?
Where does Mane play? Always seems to be on one wing or the other.
There's always been the type of (often one-footed) winger and then another type who weren't quite the same, and maybe cut inside a bit more, but maybe we're just talking about certain players being pretty inflexible and only really able to play one position (albeit on either wing)
What was Barnes?
Or Ray Houghton?
Perhaps it's this lack of flexibility and versatility that has lead to the supposed 'death' of the winger, but it's all a load of fucking bollocks anyway.
Something is always 'dying' or 'dead' in football
4-4-2 is dead
Wingers are dead
Traditional goalscorers (that word again 'traditional') are dead
One-dimensional defensive midfielders are dead
Old-fashioned/ traditional centre-halves are dead
Yawn
Some fucking leader you are, you were my inspiration FFS!
We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive!”
“I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really. Get busy living or get busy dying.”
“In either game, life or football, the margin for error is so small. The inches we need are everywhere around us. On this team, we fight for that inch. On this team, we tear ourselves, and everyone around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our finger nails for that inch. Cause we know when we add up all those inches that’s going to make the f**king difference between winning and losing, between living and dying.”
“Carpe Diem. Seize the day boys. Make your lives extraordinary.”
“And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take our freedom!”
“A day may come, when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of Fellowship, but it is not this day! This day we fight!”
NOW SORT YOUR FUCKING SHIT OUT ONCY!!!
This is exactly why I can't be arsed to take this forum seriously.
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What's a 'traditional winger'?
Where does Mane play? Always seems to be on one wing or the other.
There's always been the type of (often one-footed) winger and then another type who weren't quite the same, and maybe cut inside a bit more, but maybe we're just talking about certain players being pretty inflexible and only really able to play one position (albeit on either wing)
What was Barnes?
Or Ray Houghton?
Perhaps it's this lack of flexibility and versatility that has lead to the supposed 'death' of the winger, but it's all a load of fucking bollocks anyway.
Something is always 'dying' or 'dead' in football
4-4-2 is dead
Wingers are dead
Traditional goalscorers (that word again 'traditional') are dead
One-dimensional defensive midfielders are dead
Old-fashioned/ traditional centre-halves are dead
Yawn
This is exactly why I can't be arsed to take this forum seriously.
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It was a bit of fun ffs. As opposed to your one-line "the sky is caving in" contributions from your smart watch? That's rich.
Okay, too much time on my hands and the poetic muse literally sat on my face. Here is the song for Salah
To the tune of "New Age Girl" by Dead Eyed-Dick you know the one- "Mary Mo-o-o-o-o-o-n she's a vegetarian....etc"
We've got a new wing-er
(Tell us what he's like)
Really super fast
(Like he's on a motorbike)
Salah Mo-o-o-o-o-o-o, he's a red Egyptian
( Salah Mo, Salah Mo)
Salah Mo-o-o-o-o-o-o, he hates the Evertonians
( Salah Mo, Salah Mo)
Salah Mo-o-o-o-o-o-o, he's a red Egyptian
( Salah Mo, Salah Mo)
Salah Mo-o-o-o-o-o-o, he's going to be a champion
( Salah Mo, Salah Mo)
Repeat ad infinitum.
My gift to you all.
Is there much thought worth going in to the idea that any decent player in his position would be getting similar results.
Is it a case of the team creating the chances for that outlet, or that outlet excelling?
Both. But his pace (and back to defender control) is incredible and the source of creating numerous opportunities, both individually and for the team.Is there much thought worth going in to the idea that any decent player in his position would be getting similar results.
Is it a case of the team creating the chances for that outlet, or that outlet excelling?