Mata

[Holle]

Ben Smith of the BBC thinks it's complete horse.

And he's probably right.

 

[Holle]

why not have a celebratory wank instead

Each to their own.

Who are we to judge?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

And he's probably right.

WRONG. Tomorrow he may be right though.

 

[doctor_mac]

All over Twitter and major news outlets now.

Shit looks like it is really happening

If it isn't on the big SSN touchscreen then I'm not listening. If Mata comes Suarez is fucking gone like a junkie's dole cheque.

 

[Aidan O' Neill]

If we sign Mata, I think I might shit myself.

Oh the Ribery "promise" rears it's very ugly head again.

 

[Red Mullet]

Oh the Ribery "promise" rears it's very ugly head again.

If it's touching cloth then I'd be worried.

 

[OLD_Lewy]

kolos not injured at all, it was all a ploy so he can get out his car salesman persona, throw mata in his glove compartment and speed back up to liverpool with henry chained to the top billowing out smoke from his mammoth cigars whilst ian ayre follows on a mad max style souped up harley with torres hog tied to the back for all the lads to ravage as an insentive to really get us pumped up for the league title, its really quite beautiful

 

[ILD]

Oh the Ribery "promise" rears it's very ugly head again.

Yep, I'll gladly shit my pants if Mata signs.

Just like I promised to do if Riberry signed. He didn't and Mata won't either.

 

[RedStar]

L'equipe saying PSG are in for him as well, weve got no chance here fellas

Thats a mistranslation of FSG, its on!

 

[James]

Wait. People would rather have Mata instead of Suarez? Sure, he may be a cunt but leaving ourself very short on strikers if Suarez leaves.

As amazing as it would be to get Mata.

 

[Rosco]

Wait. People would rather have Mata instead of Suarez? Sure, he may be a cunt but leaving ourself very short on strikers if Suarez leaves.

As amazing as it would be to get Mata.

True.

We'd need Mata plus a back up striker. That may not be possible to do this late in the day.

Unless its Mata + Ba/Torres

 

[Oncy]

True.

We'd need Mata plus a back up striker. That may not be possible to do this late in the day.

Unless its Mata + Ba/Torres

For Suarez?
NA!

 

[jimmy]

True.

We'd need Mata plus a back up striker. That may not be possible to do this late in the day.

Unless its Mata + Ba/Torres

For Suarez?
NA!

Seconded.

 

[Zlate]

there is as much of a chance that Mata signs for us as there is Bale being loaned to Barcelona

 

[Hansern]

Isnt Maddock pretty reliable? Seems to think we'll spend 30 mill £ to get Mata

Edit: Marca reporting that we've bid 30 mill

 

[LeTallecWiz]

FUCKING HELL - ballbag has said that Madrid have loaned Bale to barca until season's end.

 

[Rosco]

Isnt Maddock pretty reliable? Seems to think we'll spend 30 mill £ to get Mata

It depends whether he's saying something that people like or not.

 

[jon545660]

[article]1552:
Ben Smith, BBC Sport JUAN MATA LATEST

"Liverpool are not, despite the rumours, in for Juan Mata."

L'Equipe is reporting on their website that Paris St-Germain are hoping to open talks with the 25-year-old Chelsea midfielder.[/article]

 

[Modo]

We're not buying anyone.

 

[Jack D Rips]

John 20:25

But he said to them, "Unless I see the nail marks in his hands and put my finger where the nails were, and put my hand into his side, I will not believe it."

 

[IGotALuvlyBunchOfCoconuts]

Who's this Ben Smith guy? He sounds like he's talking bollocks!

 

[gkmacca]

We're not buying anyone.

But we might be buying someone.

 

[Piedro]

If we sign Mata, I think I might shit myself.

Then put it in a takeaway box, and stash it under someone's hedge.

 

[gkmacca]

Then put it in a takeaway box, and stash it under someone's hedge.

 

[Modo]

But we might be buying someone.

riiiiiiight.

 

[Oncy]

I dont think its been a perfect window by any stretch. Its been a really positive one but with Borini going out it leaves us a bit short in the number 9 role.

I cant see anyone else coming in now.
Id love Khedira as a last minute surprise signing.
But like Mata its a silly suggestion.

 

[Oliver Twist]

A young Neil Warnock

 

[Woland]

As if he's going anywhere for less than 40.

30 only gets you shitehawks like Willian.

 

[Lippy]

Mata? Laughable

 

[Skullflower]

the glory days when we were signing willian