Manc match thread

[Molbystwin]

A symphony in beige

 

[gene hughes]

I wish Markovic was playing. He's like a strong, aggressive, smarter version of Firmino.

 

[mom]

Listening on the radio. Is it really that bad?
If it is, still, I guess the upside is that it's another shit performance closer to a new manager.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Omfg fucking clear the damn ball

 

[Molbystwin]

Please please please get a non cunt keeper

 

[Niall K]

What the fuck is this shit

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

What the fuck is Mignolet and Can doing?
It's like the laurel and Hardy show.

 

[Hansern]

We make Daley Blind look like Baresi

 

[cloggypop]

This reminds me of watching Bumfights.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Listening on the radio. Is it really that bad?
If it is, still, I guess the upside is that it's another shit performance closer to a new manager.

It's pretty bad. We look cautious and clueless. Only saving grace is they're not much better

 

[Nir.Barak]

This is shameful right here.
lfc shouldn't be this shit, regardless of how shit united are.

 

[Shadey]

If these 2 teams had decent managers this would be a totally different game to watch.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Annnnnnnd another Lucas foul.

 

[gene hughes]

We look awful. A Benitez team would thrash these fuckers.

 

[Judge Jules]

It's pretty bad. We look cautious and clueless. Only saving grace is they're not much better

Oscar Wilde described foxhunting as "the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable". You could kinda apply that to this carcrash of a game.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

I didn't think our play could get any worse.
Then this half happened.

 

[gene hughes]

We're so bad with the ball that I actually prefer when the scum have it.

 

[StevieM]

This is driving me to drink...

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I hate Rodgers. He's a cunt.

 

[Molbystwin]

Thrilling

 

[Hansern]

Fucking shitfest of a game. Lucas has been horrendous

 

[gene hughes]

This is driving me to drink...

Surely for you it's in walking distance.

 

[Molbystwin]

Hahahahaha....

Playing glory glory man utd on the tannoy.... Glorious...

 

[cloggypop]

This is driving me to drink...

Me too. Lucky beer.

 

[Skullflower]

It's really hard to give a shit about this team. They're all just fucking dullards.

 

[Mystic]

 

[Molbystwin]

Oooh.... First half highlights after the break

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

If we could just string three passes together in their half, I wouldn't be so fucking annoyed right now.
But we can't and I am.

 

[Molbystwin]

I didn't think our play could get any worse.
Then this half happened.

To be fair we were fucking awful against West ham both halves... And Bournemouth too... And a bit dopey against Stoke too.

But I take ur point.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

So as it stands, we've played 9 halves of football and scored one legitimate goal.