Manc match thread

[Hansern]

We just cant keep hold of the ball

 

[Molbystwin]

We had thirty seconds of complete dominance there...

Encouraging stuff.

 

[Mystic]

WE HAVE A SECOND THROW IN THEIR HALF.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Rodgers should be sacked just for the single decision to play that bag of shite Lovren.

 

[Mystic]

SKRTEL HAS CROSSED THE HALF WAY LINE.

 

[6TimesaRed]

I've turned on my Stream.. The away kit looks like I am watching England..

The fact we are also playing like them has had me double checking whether I have the right stream or not..

I also though any clash of kits is usually not allowed, so we should be wearing our third kit for at least the shorts..

 

[Mystic]

Exciting stuff this.

 

[Molbystwin]

Dreary deary me that was a poor pass...

 

[Molbystwin]

CATCH THE FUCKING THING

 

[6TimesaRed]

We have no player with balls on the pitch..

All fannies

 

[Hansern]

Cant wait for the "how good Lucas actually is thread", he's fucking shite

 

[dmishra]

This is embarrassing. Change it up Rodgers. Put Firmino at no. 10 and Ings up top.

 

[Fabio]

Ings looks quite inventive with his one touch passing

Shame he's on the fucking wing

 

[Shadey]

Piss poor game and very frustrating to watch

 

[Nir.Barak]

Looks like someone woke Lucas up 5 mins before kick off

 

[Mystic]

Thank god Clyne is quick.

 

[KopRed]

2x 30mios player bought to chase after the ball.

 

[Molbystwin]

Fuck is that skrtel

 

[Mystic]

Which cheese do you use to hide a really small horse? Mascarpone.

 

[Fabio]

Benteke not a baws there

 

[Shadey]

Biscan warming up.

 

[Molbystwin]

I'd have buried that semi semi volley chance Tekkers just fluffed... Buried... No messing

 

[Mystic]

What's a cow's favourite genre of music? R 'n' Brie.

 

[cloggypop]

Which cheese do you use to hide a really small horse? Mascarpone.

How did the cheesemaker paint his wife?

He double Gloucester.

 

[Hansern]

Yet another awful foul

 

[Judge Jules]

Herrera knew that was going to happen, and it did.

 

[KopRed]

De Gea might well be in Madrid because he hasn't touched the ball in 30 mins.

 

[willby]

Lucas gifts another free kick

 

[Molbystwin]

It's just occurred to me the last time we were this awful was under Wertherson and we won 2 nil... Ngooooooo...

 

[darkstarexodus]

Lucas with another foul Ina dangerous position.

Nice catch from Mignolet but horrible distribution. Not even close.