Manc match thread

[Skullflower]

Shitsticky is fucking gash

 

[Mystic]

Shitsticky is fucking gash

Who?

 

[Fabio]

Who?

Benteke is my guess

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

No ball retention. No pressure. No goal threat.
Completely on the manager. Right now the formation is all wrong.

 

[C/O]

I've had 3 different invites to go watch this, but instead I'm sitting in a beergarden listening to reggae in The Lying Rag.
Fuck you Bendan Rodgers, you shell of a man, you've done this.

 

[Judge Jules]

It's a ******* good job the Mancs have looked so toothless in the final third.

 

[IGotALuvlyBunchOfCoconuts]

This is pretty grim viewing so far.

 

[Hansern]

So many personal errors. WTF

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Graeme LeSaux making sense.
He's never seen us look so clueless in possession.

 

[Mystic]

Did the international break make everyone forget how to pass or something?

 

[darkstarexodus]

Look awful with the ball. No two players are in the same page. No runners, no early balls, no cohesion

 

[Judge Jules]

Sakho warming up.

 

[KopRed]

So can we put to rest that THAT season was all down to Suarez?

 

[Fabio]

This is a terrifying performance so far

 

[Molbystwin]

Do any of you have Martin Tyler and Jim Beglin commentating?

I love Beglin... He's informed and fair... Martin Tyler... I swear ....

I would like to shoot him multiple times live on TV

 

[Mystic]

Sakho warming up.

Three at the back? Seems an odd choice if so.

 

[Fabio]

All came from ings one touch football that

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Laughable effort by Benteke. Even though he was offside. Should have fucking buried it anyway.

 

[dmishra]

The worst United-Liverpool match in memory?

Houllieresque tactics with far far inferior defensive players.

The shittest United team in memory - their primary attacker is Marouane fucking Fellaini!

And we can't get on the ball. I think I'm done with Rodgers.

 

[gene hughes]

Is Rodgers trying to get sacked or what?

 

[Niall K]

Three at the back? Seems an odd choice if so.

He's probably going up front

 

[darkstarexodus]

Milner is rubbish today. Every touch a heavy or misplaced one.

 

[KopRed]

Has Milner not played in a *big* match before? He looks terrified.

 

[Molbystwin]

It's gonna be an inspiring half time team talk alright...

 

[Mystic]

Can is our only player who looks like he wants to make something happen, problem is he's been shit everytime he's tried.

 

[Fabio]

Danny ings is still on the wing

Fuck

You


Rodgers

 

[willby]

Looks like someone woke Lucas up 5 mins before kick off

He looks like he's sleep walking his way into an awful performance ;-)

 

[dmishra]

Is Rodgers trying to get sacked or what?

He's playing for a point. Must not lose game for him basically.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Firmino who?

 

[Molbystwin]

A throw in!!! Yeeeeeees