LVG's Man Utd

[peekay]

I love it. It's like a nice Christmas present watching them dick around. LVG looks utterly lost and waiting in the wings is a hairy Welsh adulterer or a past it Portuguese translator that is likely to completely divide the board. Meanwhile we get Klopp who is without doubt the highest sought after dude in world football and City look like getting the second best in Pep. Hahaha! Brilliant. I wish I still knew my sisters ex-husband. He was pretty much the only Scum fan I knew and he was a fucking bellend. I used to love winding him up. So much ammunition these days with that sad sack club that sold it's soul when they brought out Utd branded Ketchup©*

*Sold exclusively at Tesco's

Cunt of a club. Cunt of a team and I'm delighted because mainly every Manc fan I've met has been a smug cunt.

Excuse my c-bombs but you know it is fucking Utd 🥷

You seem too agitated mate. I think you need a vacation 😉

 

[Aidan O' Neill]

Fuck the makings of a decent spine. ranieri left Chelsea with makelele, lampard, cole, terry, gallas, johnson and he's scouted and bid for drogba. Maureen should have been on his knees sucking Claudio's cock when he arrived there. Inter similar. Real the same. This manure side is utter shit in comparison.

They also had Robben and Cech scouted and on the way. I do think he could do well at United in the shortish term because they'd give him a fucktonne of cash and the players seem so disillusioned under Van Gaal that any change would be likely to be welcomed.

 

[Athens]

He has won a title at every single managerial stint he's had though. And they can happily go and spend another 200 million in the next transfer window they want. Their squad isn't great, but it isn't terrible either - De Gea, Smalling and Scheiderlin have the makings of a decent spine, and they have some promising talent in Depay and Martial.

I think he'd challenge for the title within 18 months.

Surely De Gay is on his way, no matter who they bring it?

 

[gene hughes]

They're selling Utd scarves with Mourinho on them outside OT today.
That has to be one of the most embarrasing things ever

classy

 

[gene hughes]

I mean I don't think that we're that classy ourselves anymore, but these guys and Chelsea make us look like Cary fucking Grant.

 

[peekay]

I mean I don't think that we're that classy ourselves anymore, but these guys and Chelsea make us look like Cary fucking Grant.

Exactly, using painted pillow case as banners. how shit is that. Our fans atleast spent some money and used a plane.

 

[cloggypop]

The scarves are a bit wank

 

[willby]

Unbelievable.

 

[jimmy]

The scarves are a bit wank

Most appropriately...

 

[Red Astaire]

You seem too agitated mate. I think you need a vacation 😉

You read my mind hombre! 😉

 

[Dave G]

I'd be so fucking embarrassed if I were a shite fan going there today.

 

[Arn]

If they are selling Man U Mourinho scarves then the deal is done and dusted IMO. Image rights and all that.

 

[jimmy]

If they are selling Man U Mourinho scarves then the deal is done and dusted IMO. Image rights and all that.

That's assuming they are official scarves

 

[cloggypop]

It will just be some bloke with a stall who knows there's enough knobheads to buy them.

 

[tombrown]

Not hard to realise there will be a large number of nobheads outside old Trafford on a match day

 

[gene hughes]

That's mad. Sad bastards.

 

[leftpeg]

The scarves are a bit wank

United are appointing Terry Wogan?

 

[the count]

They'll be like one of those horrendous half and half scarves except this time both halves have shit on them.

 

[cloggypop]

Here's one in action

 

[cloggypop]

And another. With United spelt wrong

 

[cloggypop]

 

[cloggypop]

 

[Red Astaire]

I love Klopp as well but Guardiola is the most sought after manager on the planet.

For gods sake Cloggy! Has all that time in Holland left you without any sense of 'tongue in cheek'? For your information I think Messi is pretty good and would be a welcome addition the LFC squad. You didn't ask but I thought I'd clarify just in case you were confused about my intelligence... 😛

EDIT: Maybe you were being 'tongue in cheek' yourself In which case I doff my cap. In the words of Gershwin - 'Let's call the whole thing off' 😉

 

[cloggypop]

I assumed you were on your second cocktail and had got all overexcited.

 

[Red Astaire]

The scarves are a bit wank

Hahaha! Fucking bell whiffs!

 

[Red Astaire]

I assumed you were on your second cocktail and had got all overexcited.

Nah You're too generous. Fourth banana daiquiri for me. I've run out of ice though so I'm grumpy. I'm hoping for a good game to lighten my brevity 😉

 

[gene hughes]

I fucking love cocktails me so I do

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Last night I loved cocktails. Today they are the work of the devil.

 

[Jack D Rips]

He's got the half and half ones as well. Bumper sales day for and by knobheads

 

[6TimesaRed]

And another. With United spelt wrong

The cunt who made them cant spell United..

Though Id guess its some knobb cheese trying to cash in.. Bit like the Chap selling Liverpool Champions 2013 T-Shirts before the Chelsea game..