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Leaked 2019/20 Kit

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You're one to talk. I don't know who you are, but the universe which I came from @doctor_mac was engaged in all of the dark arts doing his absolute utmost to keep us on course for the title. I'd almost allowed myself to celebrate such was his mastery. Alas I do not know what I have done wrong to have quantum tunnelled into this god forsaken reality in which you are a shadow of the real doc, in which our new kit is a travesty, and our title hopes shall be ended by none other than the scum dutifully rolling over with smiles on their stupid faces.

You think I wasn't drinking virgin's blood from the hollowed out skulls of nuns, whilst bumming dogs, in the darkest rites of magick known to bring about this run of victories? There are no depths of depravity I haven't delved into in order to turn the tide our way at critical moments. My darkweb suppliers of virgin's blood have become rich, and I have become poor. Never mind the cleaning bill for the robes! Virgin's blood is an absolute bastard to shift.
 
You think I wasn't drinking virgin's blood from the hollowed out skulls of nuns, whilst bumming dogs, in the darkest rites of magick known to bring about this run of victories? There are no depths of depravity I haven't delved into in order to turn the tide our way at critical moments. My darkweb suppliers of virgin's blood have become rich, and I have become poor. Never mind the cleaning bill for the robes! Virgin's blood is an absolute bastard to shift.
Have you ever been to Tuam?
 
Gadzooks!

I only use Cruelty Free branded virgin's blood. I am assured it is collected through donations from people like Dantes rather than through child murders.
I think you'll be better off hanging around accident and emergency wards to be certain. I'm not sure where he gets his blood from
 
It's not the best ever, but still 100x better than anything Nike or Adidas has put out in the past 2 decades
 
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