He has 160 SPL goals. Only 48 of them are against teams that were top half of the table at the time. Top half of the SPL, mind. Which is a bit like top half of League One. One goals against Celtic, the only other nearly team in the league. Never scored in the CL. Even in the SPL he makes Andy Cole's goals-to-chances ratio look efficient. He's a fat, lazy goal hanger who fills his boots against highland park part-timers and never threatens the goals of teams that soar to the heights of almost-not-shit.
Anyone who thinks we should sign him has lost their fucking mind.
Anyone who thinks we should sign him has lost their fucking mind.