Joe Cole - on his way?

[Markeh]

You may laugh, but don't act like there aren't equivalent representations of lunacy, on this very site, daily.

I didn't actually laugh, it's just an amazing level of optimism about Joe Cole.

 

[The Slugmonster]

Liverpool will pay him 50k a week for the remaining 18 months of his contract.

I wonder can I start putting in shit performances in work hoping that I can go somewhere else but still get paid by my current employers?

I am Joe's smirking revenge.

 

[Modo]

You may laugh, but don't act like there aren't equivalent representations of lunacy, on this very site, daily.

hear hear

 

[Fabio]

You may laugh, but don't act like there aren't equivalent representations of lunacy, on this very site, daily.

Yeah but normally that level of delusion is only reserved for moron/modo and they're roundly beaten down

 

[themn]

I didn't actually laugh, it's just an amazing level of optimism about Joe Cole.

Ok, but you know what I mean.

Yes, some of those Hammers are deluded, but........HELLO !

 

[Modo]

Yeah but normally that level of delusion is only reserved for moron/modo and they're roundly beaten down

*cough* Downing thread *cough*

 

[themn]

Yeah but normally that level of delusion is only reserved for moron/modo and they're roundly beaten down

*pulls "I'd like to totally co-sign your shit, Jr.Windever, but I can't because 'nuff foolishness goes on round these 'ere parts and is allowed to run rampant for me to do so" face*

 

[Fabio]

*cough* Downing thread *cough*

Yes, its completely comparable. Buying a clubs player of the season and regular england international, as opposed to basically being handed a player for free who has done the square root of fuck all for 5 years.

 

[Modo]

Yes, its completely comparable. Buying a clubs player of the season and regular england international, as opposed to basically being handed a player for free who has done the square root of fuck all for 5 years.

Free? I think this entire thread is about how much he'll cost us.

 

[Fabio]

Free? I think this entire thread is about how much he'll cost us.

He's free for west ham. We're having to pay for someone to take the cunt from us.

Some excitement over downing was justified to a degree

No excitement is justifiable for joe fucking cole

 

[Fabio]

FFS

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Can't we just sack him for being shit?

 

[Ryan]

I hear we're buying Joe Cole for 4M.

This is great news!

 

[Modo]

He's free for west ham. We're having to pay for someone to take the cunt from us.

Some excitement over downing was justified to a degree

No excitement is justifiable for joe fucking cole

Point taken. But some of those posts on the WH forum are still a bit over the top.

 

[Fabio]

They're completely over the top!

Its like if we signed kieron dyer for free.

Fucking shite!

 

[Athens]

Are the banks in Greece that slow?!

Seriously though, isn't that, like, illegal?

Actually this is one that the banks aren't at fault for. I get paid through a European project that gives large chunks of cash every few months. Once the uni gets this cash it disappears into the black hole of paperwork and doesn't surface again for a while. The finance office is understaffed (the cutbacks meant the people who have retired or left for various reasons haven't been replaced) but I think the real reason is the uni likes to try and hang on to the lump sum for as long as it can to get the interest on it.

 

[refugee]

Actually this is one that the banks aren't at fault for. I get paid through a European project that gives large chunks of cash every few months. Once the uni gets this cash it disappears into the black hole of paperwork and doesn't surface again for a while. The finance office is understaffed (the cutbacks meant the people who have retired or left for various reasons haven't been replaced) but I think the real reason is the uni likes to try and hang on to the lump sum for as long as it can to get the interest on it.

Which project and which funding body if you don't mind me asking?

 

[Mamma Mia]

here here

Where? Where?

psssst... it's 'hear, hear'.

 

[Athens]

Which project and which funding body if you don't mind me asking?

It's a European Commission FP7 project, they're related to the safety and well being of European citizens.

 

[refugee]

It's a European Commission FP7 project, they're related to the safety and well being of European citizens.

Ah cool. I'm on an Interreg project about renewable energy. I had made an FP7 application for a project on septic tanks but it was turned down (the lead partner was a dick)

 

[Modo]

Where? Where?

psssst... it's 'hear, hear'.

Damn...

 

[Athens]

Ah cool. I'm on an Interreg project about renewable energy. I had made an FP7 application for a project on septic tanks but it was turned down (the lead partner was a dick)

It only takes one partner to wreck things!

A bit like a football team really!

 

[refugee]

It only takes one partner to wreck things!

A bit like a football team really!

Tell me about it, we've once had a partner in the Faroe Islands who disappeared for the last 18 months of a 3 year project. He sent an email saying he had been robbed but I remain sceptical....

 

[Oncy]

FFS

'MONGY JOE BOUNCY BALL WEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee'

 

[Squiggles]

'MONGY JOE BOUNCY BALL WEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee'

LOL

 

[Squiggles]

'He can do amazing things with a Tennis ball'

You can only assume that Steven Gerrard is a shit at tennis.

 

[reuque]

FFS

Kin ell check out his boot laces

 

[Gary25]

Sweet Jesus, what a fucking disatrous signing that was.

 

[Modo]

Cashley can fit an even bigger ball in there.

 

[DHSC]

Can we change the title to Joe Cole - Fucked off?