In fairness @Woland did tell us he didn't have a ticket, so he had to get his kicks by other meanshttps://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/liverpool-everton-fans-delayed-after-21026372
Liverpool and Everton fans delayed after naked man 'puts testicles on car bonnet'
An eye-witness claimed drivers were beeping as the man "put his parts on the bonnet of the car" in Tuebrook, ahead of Liverpool's Premier League clash with rivals Everton
Should have been in the pre-match thread but I've only just seen it.