Is anything going to happen.... EVER!?

[Red Astaire]

No sniff of any striker news - I'm wasting my fucking time on twitter trying to get some news and nada, zip, fuck all. It feels like my (metaphorical) balls are the size of watermelons and I can't get a decent shag to sort it out!

I should just go for a (metaphorical) wank and watch clips of Origi on youtube to pacify myself.... Really though I need a proper (metaphorical) shag! Know what I mean?......

 

[dmishra]

Well, Modo just posted that we've been linked with Icardi, which would be amazing.

He's in the Sterling, Isco, Barkely etc. bracket of top-drawer talents. I really can't see us getting him, but if you just want to fantasize for a bit, it's pretty good.

 

[Red Astaire]

Ahhhh OK - I feel like a (metaphorical) cigarette. Thanks @Modo 😉

 

[dmishra]

Here you go. Wank away.

 

[Modo]

Yeah but Icardi is a grade A cunt as well.

 

[dmishra]

What's his story?

 

[Modo]

What's his story?

Search Google for Lopez, Icardi, Nara

 

[Shadey]

We could call him the breezer 🙁

 

[dmishra]

Standard footballer cuntish behaviour. What's with South American footballers getting married at 20 though?

How much of a stupid cunt can you be?

 

[gkmacca]

How much of a stupid cunt can you be?

Oh, if only I'd accepted that bet.

 

[Frogfish]

Here you go. Wank away.

Rubbed raw.

I noticed one thing in those clips though .. The Lying Rag was shining in all of them. Could he do it on a wet, cold winter's day at Wigan eh ?

 

[Hansern]

No sniff of any striker news - I'm wasting my fucking time on twitter trying to get some news and nada, zip, fuck all. It feels like my (metaphorical) balls are the size of watermelons and I can't get a decent shag to sort it out!

I should just go for a (metaphorical) wank and watch clips of Origi on youtube to pacify myself.... Really though I need a proper (metaphorical) shag! Know what I mean?......

James Pearce was asked this question on Twitter earlier today. He just replied "yes", when asked about us signing a new striker this transfer window.

 

[nealmac]

The fact that Remy failed his medical, I'd be fairly sure we'll sign another striker instead.

If we don't, then we're basically fucked.

 

[cloggypop]