Huntelaar

[Jack D Rips]

They'd prob beat us 3-0 on current form.

i hate to think who scored the goals. probably Kiss, Arce & Muff

 

[RedZeppelin III]

Dominique Dropsy sounds like some sort of horrible tropical disease that makes leprosy look like a mild dose of the cold.

"Dominique Dropsy" also sounds like the name of the girl that riddled you with it in the first place

 

[Athens]

"Dominique Dropsy" also sounds like the name of the girl that riddled you with it in the first place

You got it from her while doing the 'Rod Fanni'

 

[cloggypop]

Bongo christ???

Would be a great band name .

 

[gkmacca]

It's a tragedy that Dick Trickle was in NASCAR instead of footie. What a loss to this team.

 

[RedZeppelin III]

You got it from her while doing the 'Rod Fanni'

but not up the Chiqui Arce

 

[Athens]

but not up the Chiqui Arce

This could go on quite a while and we haven't even mentioned Argelico Fucks. Although I can't think of anything funny to say about that name.

 

[Fabio]

I'd love fucks kuntz with De cock

 

[FoxForceFive]

I'd love fucks kuntz with De cock

Wouldn't we all...

 

[Fabio]

Wouldn't we all...

Kinda typed it like a spambot

 

[Hansern]

Surprise surprise, Spurs linked with him aswell..

They couldnt find their own targets even if they tried.

 

[StevieM]

Spurs are linked with every footballer on the planet though.

 

[Ryan]

Why would Huntelaar want to come to us?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Why would Huntelaar want to come to us?

a) friends with Suarez
b) wants to play in England, and likes the idea of playing for Rodgers (?)
c) wants to play in England, and likes the idea of playing for Liverpool (?)
d) mentally unstable, and wants to play for a team in Red, and confuses us for ManU
e) boyhood fan (!!!)
f) Ryan Babel got to him
g) He wants to prove to the board how right Robinho (& LTW) were about his finishing abilities.

 

[RedZeppelin III]

money .

 

[Mors]

a) friends with Suarez
b) wants to play in England, and likes the idea of playing for Rodgers (?)
c) wants to play in England, and likes the idea of playing for Liverpool (?)
d) mentally unstable, and wants to play for a team in Red, and confuses us for ManU
e) boyhood fan (!!!)
f) Ryan Babel got to him
g) He wants to prove to the board how right Robinho (& LTW) were about his finishing abilities.

h) everyone else in the league has strikers apart from us, so we should be the only ones going for him.

 

[juniormember]

i) Pretty much guaranteed starter, and he's had frustrations at both Madrid and Milan in that regard.

 

[juniormember]

j) Liverpool's more attractive than Ryan thinks.

 

[Mamma Mia]

Apparently Luis asked Mr Rodgers to look at Klaas and try and bring him in.

 

[Pesam]

And just look at the bench:

Norman Conquest, Waldo Ponce, Mario Licka, Laszlo Kiss, Ralf Minge, Mario Eggimann and Stefan Kuntz.

And making up the squad numbers would have to be Emmanuel Panther and Danny Invincible.

 

[Holle]

Why would Huntelaar want to come to us?

That's what I'm asking myself too.

He's playing in the CL, almost certain to go through to the KO phase. He's battling for Bundesliga crown with Schalke which they are unlikely to win though. Plus he already earns a lot of dosh at Schalke.

I don't believe we are attractive enough.

 

[keniget]

How much do you think he earns at Schalke?

That's the only thing I can think of. That, perhaps and the attraction of playing in England.

 

[StevieM]

How much do you think he earns at Schalke?

That's the only thing I can think of. That, perhaps and the attraction of playing in England.

That plus the big teams in Spain & Italy aren't going to sign him.

PSG it is then...

 

[Hansern]

I thought we were finished with the whole why would he come to us shite?
Lets just make him an offer and see what happens.

Carrie Baird said on Twitter that Suarez is a huge factor.

 

[Jack D Rips]

As far as I see its all talk about us wanting to sign him. I havent seen anything anywhere about him wanting to sign for us.

 

[Holle]

How much do you think he earns at Schalke?

That's the only thing I can think of. That, perhaps and the attraction of playing in England.

Apparently around € 8m per year.

That's about 120k pounds per week.

Too much for us.

 

[keniget]

Wow.

I didn't realize Schalke paid that much. I thought teams in Germany kept wages down generally speaking.

 

[Rosco]

Anytime you can overpay a player who is probably just past his best you've got to do it.

All we need to do now is get caught tapping him up and The Liverpool Way will have been adhered to

 

[Holle]

Wow.

I didn't realize Schalke paid that much. I thought teams in Germany kept wages down generally speaking.

Wage in Germany rose quite a bit in the last few years.

That's why they're attracting better players like Ribery, Robben, Huntelaar, van der Vaart etc. and keeping their good ones.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Anytime you can overpay a player who is probably just past his best you've got to do it.

Can you show me how he's past his best? Great finishers always score goals (see Robbie when he returned, and his fitness was worse than you or mine, and he scored 5 critical goals).