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doctor_mac

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So the poster now known as M.i.i and previously known as other things says he actually likes the greasy portuguese diving posing cunt, Ronaldo, but we probably all have a player we shouldn't oughta like yet do.

So I'll divest myself.

My name is Doctor Mac and I have never disliked Frank Lampard. All the fat Fwank stuff, I've never got it. He doesn't look fat to me, is this some sort of whoosh? And as for the person himself, yes, he's a cockney, but he actually seems a fairly decent sort. I don't even mind him pointing to his ma in heaven, the soppy git. Yes, SG is a better player in the whole England debate, but that's nor Frank's fault, and his treatment by the rotten England fans has been typically nasty, and made me feel sorry for him. I don't love him like, but I think he's a very good player and nice bloke.

Phew, I feel better now.
 
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Just imagined that sound...

I don't get the whole Robbie Savage thing. I've never really rated him as a player, so I don't get why he was one the most hated players in the premiership.

Was it his hair or that he was fancied by the opposite sex?
 
I don't understand anyone disliking any other teams bar United, Chelsea and Everton. I don't care enough about the Spurs, Arsenals, Newcastles of this world to dislike them.

Also, Paul Scholes is still one of my favourite players.
 
Yeah I like Lampard too. Nowt wrong with that. Ronaldo can fuck off though and so can Savage. He's just such a massive twat.

I like Fabrigas as well. And if I was pushed to like a scummer then there really isn't that much wrong with Giggs. He's always been quite complimentary about us.
 
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=44697.msg1305550#msg1305550 date=1301075076]
So the poster now known as M.i.i and previously known as other things says he actually likes the greasy portuguese diving posing cunt, Ronaldo, but we probably all have a player we shouldn't oughta like yet do.

So I'll divest myself.

My name is Doctor Mac and I have never disliked Frank Lampard. All the fat Fwank stuff, I've never got it. He doesn't look fat to me, is this some sort of whoosh? And as for the person himself, yes, he's a cockney, but he actually seems a fairly decent sort. I don't even mind him pointing to his ma in heaven, the soppy git. Yes, SG is a better player in the whole England debate, but that's nor Frank's fault, and his treatment by the rotten England fans has been typically nasty, and made me feel sorry for him. I don't love him like, but I think he's a very good player and nice bloke.

Phew, I feel better now.
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You've opened a can of worms here mac lad and your gona pay the Piper for lovin the unblessed, how could anyone love that self serving empty monocock who never passed to Stevie G in 59 games and ran up his arse when he was meant to cover bastard. Just think you need to reappraise your benign folly before it falls down thats all.
 
[quote author=Modo link=topic=44697.msg1305559#msg1305559 date=1301076233]

Just imagined that sound...

I don't get the whole Robbie Savage thing. I've never really rated him as a player, so I don't get why he was one the most hated players in the premiership.

Was it his hair or that he was fancied by the opposite sex?
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He's just a giant cock.
 
Cantona.

He was cool as fuck and scored some fantastic goals, wish he had played for us.

Roy Keane as well.
 
[quote author=Bradley link=topic=44697.msg1305592#msg1305592 date=1301080306]
Cantona.

He was cool as fuck and scored some fantastic goals, wish he had played for us.

Roy Keane as well.
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Ok, now THAT'S just taking it TOO FAR..!
 
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=44697.msg1305550#msg1305550 date=1301075076]
So the poster now known as M.i.i and previously known as other things says he actually likes the greasy portuguese diving posing cunt, Ronaldo, but we probably all have a player we shouldn't oughta like yet do.

So I'll divest myself.

My name is Doctor Mac and I have never disliked Frank Lampard. All the fat Fwank stuff, I've never got it. He doesn't look fat to me, is this some sort of whoosh? And as for the person himself, yes, he's a cockney, but he actually seems a fairly decent sort. I don't even mind him pointing to his ma in heaven, the soppy git. Yes, SG is a better player in the whole England debate, but that's nor Frank's fault, and his treatment by the rotten England fans has been typically nasty, and made me feel sorry for him. I don't love him like, but I think he's a very good player and nice bloke.

Phew, I feel better now.
[/quote]As I started reading your post I decided to reveal that I have never understood the Fwank hate round these parts.
Perhaps it is more an English thing?
 
After watching a bit of Sunderland this season, I think Bramble gets far to much stick. And while he was pretty shite in his young Newcastle days, I actually think he's a pretty good centre back. Not the best, but certainly not the worst either.

I've always felt a bit sorry for him regarding all the stick he's been getting through the years.
 
[quote author=the count link=topic=44697.msg1305594#msg1305594 date=1301080538]
As I started reading your post I decided to reveal that I have never understood the Fwank hate round these parts.
Perhaps it is more an English thing?
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Bah. You Irish blame the English for everything.
 
[quote author=Sunny link=topic=44697.msg1305622#msg1305622 date=1301084954]
[quote author=the count link=topic=44697.msg1305594#msg1305594 date=1301080538]
As I started reading your post I decided to reveal that I have never understood the Fwank hate round these parts.
Perhaps it is more an English thing?
[/quote]

Bah. You Irish blame the English for everything.
[/quote]eight hundred feckin years 😉
 
[quote author=Dancing Brave link=topic=44697.msg1305560#msg1305560 date=1301076307]
I don't understand anyone disliking any other teams bar United, Chelsea and Everton. I don't care enough about the Spurs, Arsenals, Newcastles of this world to dislike them.

Also, Paul Scholes is still one of my favourite players.[/quote]

I'd say the same for Giggs. I love Scholes as a footballer but he gets away with too many bad challenges because he "can't tackle".
 
[quote author=Sunny link=topic=44697.msg1305622#msg1305622 date=1301084954]
[quote author=the count link=topic=44697.msg1305594#msg1305594 date=1301080538]
As I started reading your post I decided to reveal that I have never understood the Fwank hate round these parts.
Perhaps it is more an English thing?
[/quote]

Bah. You Irish blame the English for everything.
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Well it was all your fault...
 
[quote author=GOD_23 link=topic=44697.msg1305634#msg1305634 date=1301086376]
[quote author=Dancing Brave link=topic=44697.msg1305560#msg1305560 date=1301076307]
I don't understand anyone disliking any other teams bar United, Chelsea and Everton. I don't care enough about the Spurs, Arsenals, Newcastles of this world to dislike them.

Also, Paul Scholes is still one of my favourite players.[/quote]

I'd say the same for Giggs. I love Scholes as a footballer but he gets away with too many bad challenges because he "can't tackle".
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Both great players but I love the example Scholes sets young kids, he totally shuns the limelight, avoids interviews, doesn't even have an agent - he just want to play football and go home. There are way too many big-time Charlies in top level football who believe their own hype - Scholes is just a guy who loves playing football and does it brilliantly.
 
As a Northern Irish Liverpool fan, I'm disgusted with myself for liking Roy Keane. It was the scum v Juventus match that did it, he got a yellow carded and he knew he was out of the final, yet he proceeded to destroy Juventus single handedly.

I don't mind Scholes either, great player that keeps a low profile.
 
Ole Gunnar Solskjær

A supreme finisher of the highest order. That mexican lad they've signed looks like he's going to follow in a similar vein. Lampard is a good shout also Doc, seems a good sort and is easily one of the best CM's in England.
 
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[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=44697.msg1305550#msg1305550 date=1301075076]
So the poster now known as M.i.i and previously known as other things says he actually likes the greasy portuguese diving posing cunt, Ronaldo, but we probably all have a player we shouldn't oughta like yet do.

So I'll divest myself.

My name is Doctor Mac and I have never disliked Frank Lampard. All the fat Fwank stuff, I've never got it. He doesn't look fat to me, is this some sort of whoosh? And as for the person himself, yes, he's a cockney, but he actually seems a fairly decent sort. I don't even mind him pointing to his ma in heaven, the soppy git. Yes, SG is a better player in the whole England debate, but that's nor Frank's fault, and his treatment by the rotten England fans has been typically nasty, and made me feel sorry for him. I don't love him like, but I think he's a very good player and nice bloke.

Phew, I feel better now.
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You've opened a can of worms here mac lad and your gona pay the Piper for lovin the unblessed, how could anyone love that self serving empty monocock who never passed to Stevie G in 59 games and ran up his arse when he was meant to cover bastard. Just think you need to reappraise your benign folly before it falls down thats all.
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I don't love him Bin Lad. I'm saying I think he's O.K. And-

1. He isn't fat

2. He seems like a nice chap

3. He's been subject to the vitriol of the Ingurland wabs which gives him credit points in my book

4. He loves his departed mum, who wasn't some shoplifting bint like Terry's ma

5. He's clearly been one of the most effective midfielders in the history of the PL
 
Jamie Redknapp.

I just do not understand the shit he gets on here.

The, perceived *bias* on Sky, I just have never seen.

Also, I'm embarressed by the jokes about his dad's facial ticks.

Yeah, "It's The Internet".
I get that.
I just can't accept certain things.

John Terry can get Bad * Whatever*, though, and I will rip the living piss out of that wanker.

For.Ever.
 
Oh, same goes for Lawro as Jamie.

Yes, he makes shite jokes, ALL THE FUCKING TIME, but he's a proper Legend as far as I'm concerned.
 
I don't mind Redknapp, though he does seem to go over the top defending his dad. He just needs to tone it down.

I like Scholes, Schmeichel, Duncan Ferguson, and possibly David Moyes.
 
[quote author=Bradley link=topic=44697.msg1305592#msg1305592 date=1301080306]
Cantona.

He was cool as fuck and scored some fantastic goals, wish he had played for us.

Roy Keane as well.
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W.T.F?
 
Its already documented but I like Ronaldo, no reason, just like him, fantastic footballer.
 
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[quote author=Bradley link=topic=44697.msg1305592#msg1305592 date=1301080306]
Cantona.

He was cool as fuck and scored some fantastic goals, wish he had played for us.

Roy Keane as well.
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W.T.F?

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Which part?

Cantona? He was more than just a over-hyped player, he was over hyped but he scored fantastic goals and he had a commanding presence.

Roy Keane, in my opinion, doesn't need any justification as to why one would think he was incredible.
 
Alex Fergusson is a great manager. Possibly best in history. His blend of aggressive and pragmatic football is the big reason for his success and I like how old school he is sometimes and how he is never afraid to stand up to his players. Obviously he is our Enemy #1, but if we are smart, there are lots of things we could and should learn from him. If he were to manage to win #19 with THIS squad, with Rooney a complete non-factor for most of the season, captain Rio always injured, Giigs, Scholes and VDS nearing the end of their careers, and lack of investment from their American owners, fuck, you would just have to tip your hat to this man. I pray it doesn't happen (Go Arsenal!), but if it happens it's fair to say Fergie has won it pretty much all by himself this time.
 
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