Guilherme Siqueira

[ILD]

He's only rated 3 as a goalkeeper in Binny's post. PASS.

 

[Hyena]

He's only rated 3 as a goalkeeper in Binny's post. PASS.

But...he's an 18 at penalties. He'll be a hit with Suarez diving.

 

[dmishra]

Anyone translate this little beauty?...

AL MADRID > NOTICIA AMPLIADASiqueira está cada vez más cerca del LiverpoolEL CONJUNTO INGLÉS HA HECHO UNA OFERTA DE SEIS MILLONES POR EL LATERAL DEL GRANADAACTUALIZADO: 12/08/2013 | 23:03POR: IÑAKI GIMENOCompartir

Siqueira se acerca cada vez más al Liverpool, y es que el conjunto inglés habría hecho ya una oferta al Granada para llevarse al lateral por seis millones de euros, según publica la prensa inglesa. El jugador nazarí sería el elegido por el Real Madrid como relevo de Fabio Coentrao, en el caso de que el portugués se acabe marchando.Según desvela ‘Sky Sport', el Liverpool le ha hecho una oferta de seis millones de euros al Granada para llevarse a Siqueira. El club rojiblanco espera aún una propuesta del Real Madrid para llevarse al lateral, pero ante la calma con la que se está moviendo Coentrao, el Liverpool podría adelantarse y el club blanco perdería la prioridad que le había dado Siqueira.De hecho, en Granada ya empiezan a pensar que lo mejor sería aceptar la oferta del Liverpool, aunque pueda ser inferior a la del Real Madrid, ya que los días pasan y el club blanco no mueve fichar por Siqueira. Coentrao sigue pensando si seguir en la capital de España o aceptar una oferta para marcharse a otro equipo.

Based on my very rudimentary Spanish:

'As per the English press, Sequeira is closer than ever to Liverpool, and the English club has made an offer of 6 million euros to Granada. The player would be chosen by Real Madrid to relieve Fabio Coentrao if the Portuguese marches away. Sky Sports reveals that Liverpool has made an offer of 6 million euros to Granada to take Siqueira. The rojiblanco club (presumably Granada) waits for an offer from Real Madrid, but since Coentrao is taking his time, Liverpool might move in and the white club (Real) would lose the priority it has over Siqueira. In fact, Granada is starting to think that it is better to accept the offer from Liverpool although it may be inferior to that of Real's as the days are passing and the white club is not moving for Siqueira. Conetrao is still thinking whether to stay in the capital of Spain or accept an offer from another team'

 

[gkmacca]

As was estrabolode by the English wordy loppers, Sequeria is movey ever closey to Liverlode, who have put their hands deep into their pockelodes and have offered deep joy to the lefty-boled one. He has much-ponderlode the all-white dressboled of Real Madrid but his latey club is much troubled by all the ummy-aahdy and in order to nudgit onwards have issued a comey-getty eye-flutter to the famous Redolodes. Whether they will risk the folly of a stablode in the dark remains to be spied, but expect much panting behindy scenes as the days trundle onlodes.

 

[FoxForceFive]

As was estrabolode by the English wordy loppers, Sequeria is movey ever closey to Liverlode, who have put their hands deep into their pockelodes and have offered deep joy to the lefty-boled one. He has much-ponderlode the all-white dressboled of Real Madrid but his latey club is much troubled by all the ummy-aahdy and in order to nudgit onwards have issued a comey-getty eye-flutter to the famous Redolodes. Whether they will risk the folly of a stablode in the dark remains to be spied, but expect much panting behindy scenes as the days trundle onlodes.

Hahahaha.

 

[Frogfish]

THE MADRID> NEWS AMPLIADASiqueira is increasingly about LiverpoolEL SET ENGLISH HAS MADE AN OFFER TO SIX MILLION BY SIDE GRANADAACTUALIZADO: 12/08/2013 | 23:03 BY: IÑAKI GIMENOCompartir

Siqueira ever closer to Liverpool, is that the English have already made an offer to Granada to take the side for six million euros, as reported by the British press.

Bloody hell that's a good deal .. a whole team for 6M, now there can be no bleating about lack of strength in depth !

 

[Jack D Rips]

As was estrabolode by the English wordy loppers, Sequeria is movey ever closey to Liverlode, who have put their hands deep into their pockelodes and have offered deep joy to the lefty-boled one. He has much-ponderlode the all-white dressboled of Real Madrid but his latey club is much troubled by all the ummy-aahdy and in order to nudgit onwards have issued a comey-getty eye-flutter to the famous Redolodes. Whether they will risk the folly of a stablode in the dark remains to be spied, but expect much panting behindy scenes as the days trundle onlodes.

I agree with Stanley

 

[Oncy]

Based on my very rudimentary Spanish:

'As per the English press, Sequeira is closer than ever to Liverpool, and the English club has made an offer of 6 million euros to Granada. The player would be chosen by Real Madrid to relieve Fabio Coentrao if the Portuguese marches away. Sky Sports reveals that Liverpool has made an offer of 6 million euros to Granada to take Siqueira. The rojiblanco club (presumably Granada) waits for an offer from Real Madrid, but since Coentrao is taking his time, Liverpool might move in and the white club (Real) would lose the priority it has over Siqueira. In fact, Granada is starting to think that it is better to accept the offer from Liverpool although it may be inferior to that of Real's as the days are passing and the white club is not moving for Siqueira. Conetrao is still thinking whether to stay in the capital of Spain or accept an offer from another team'

You missed the line about the Diazapan and nappy rash.

 

[Buddha]

"@DominicKing_DM: The search for a marquee signing goes on @LFC: Willian from Anzhi on the wanted list, while deal for Granda left-back Siquiera almost done"

 

[Mystic]

"@DominicKing_DM: The search for a marquee signing goes on @LFC: Willian from Anzhi on the wanted list, while deal for Granda left-back Siquiera almost done"

Why does he feel the need to have his name, and then his initials, as his twitter handle?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Granada we love you
Granada we do
Though you may be far away
We think of you

 

[themn]

Why does he feel the need to have his name, and then his initials, as his twitter handle?

Ask him.

He's on Twitter.

 

[Mystic]

Figured it out! It's because he works for the Daily Mail! I forgive him!

 

[Whirly]

Figured it out! It's because he works for the Daily Mail! I forgive him!

Wouldn't his initials be DK, not DM anyways?

 

[Mystic]

Wouldn't his initials be DK, not DM anyways?

Just a whole lot of fail on my behalf.

 

[Buddha]

"@JamesPearceEcho: #LFC have made an enquiry for Anzhi's Willian but no bid yet. Deal for Granada left-back Guilherme Siqueira is close to completion."

 

[gkmacca]

"@JamesPearceEcho:

Why does he feel the need to have his name, and then its echo, as his twitter handle? Is he tweeting from inside a cave?

 

[Buddha]

Plato's cave

 

[gkmacca]

Plato's cave

Oh for fuck's sake, EVERYONE'S in there!

 

[Jack D Rips]

Figured it out! It's because he works for the Daily Mail! I forgive him!

If thats the case he should have DicK after his name

 

[Oncy]

Oh for fuck's sake, EVERYONE'S in there!

Hahaha.

 

[ILD]

I've a feeling Enrique will be deployed further up the field at times with this Granada lad at LB. Options maaaaaaaaaaan.

 

[ILD]

Why does he feel the need to have his name, and then his initials, as his twitter handle?

The DM denotes the fact he's a defensive midfielder. I wonder is he better than Lucas?

 

[Peatcheo]

Doesn't he write for the Daily Mail hence DM.

 

[Oncy]

Doesn't he write for the Daily Mail hence DM.

He's a pickpocket!!