Great news if true...

[the count]

Apparently we have accepted a bid from an unnamed Seria B team.

The transfer fee is two dozen training bibs and an undertaking that their youth team will come over and take on the reserves in a prestigious friendly.

After the debacle of the Masherano transfer it is nice to see the shoe on the other foot and the fact that it is us that is doing the screwing over this time.

 

[gene hughes]

This rumour seems to have been downgraded from "improbable" to "untrue".

 

[Delinquent]

[quote author=Hansern link=topic=41632.msg1164048#msg1164048 date=1282931976]
We apperantly rejected a bid of 10 mill euros from a club in France last week. Hopefully they'll come back.

Now we need 2 midfielders!!
[/quote]

Fuck it. Not having Lucas is an infinitely better situation than having Lucas. He's keeping somebody (ANYBODY) better out of the side.

Of course, this is all bollocks though. He'll play more games for us this season than any other midfielder.

 

[irishred]

This is just to counter the news from earlier, he'll not go. >🙁

 

[Sunny]

Tony Barret has said Lucas has not asked to leave. Let the twitter wars commence !

 

[jan]

Shit

 

[manwithnoname]

Noooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[SaintGeorge67]

🙁

 

[Hansern]

Tony Barrett said pretty sure though. So, who knows. Neil Jones said he had heard the rumours but nothing concrete yet so wouldn't make a comment.

 

[spider-Neil]

is being a non entity the same as being 'shit'? I say this because it's not like lucas gives the ball away for fun, or makes howlers every game, he just doesn't do much of anything in an attaking or defensive sense, he just 'IS', so is that the same as being 'shit?

 

[manwithnoname]

Yes

 

[Oncy]

These bunch of fucking bellends on twitter know Fuck all. Fuck twitter.

I don't think I can handle the thought that this isn't true right now. This is the thin and whispy fragile gossamer silver lining that this hurricane katrinaesque cloud of an off season is becoming is contained within. If this turns out to be a lie I think all the fucking force on heaven and earth won't be able to 'stop' me from smashing that cunt to death with a monkeywrench.

 

[Sunny]

[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=41632.msg1164154#msg1164154 date=1282938019]
These bunch of fucking bellends on twitter know Fuck all. Fuck twitter.

I don't think I can handle the thought that this isn't true right now. This is the thin and whispy fragile gossamer silver lining that this hurricane katrinaesque cloud of an off season is becoming is contained within. If this turns out to be a lie I think all the fucking force on heaven and earth won't be able to 'stop' me from smashing that cunt to death with a monkeywrench.
[/quote]


It's not true.


Run Lucas, runnnnnnnnn !!!

 

[manwithnoname]

Haha, this place has gone fantastically (and agreeably) mental over the last few days

 

[irishred]

[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=41632.msg1164150#msg1164150 date=1282937849]
is being a non entity the same as being 'shit'? I say this because it's not like lucas gives the ball away for fun, or makes howlers every game, he just doesn't do much of anything in an attaking or defensive sense, he just 'IS', so is that the same as being 'shit?
[/quote]

He'd make a cracking referee though.

 

[Peatcheo]

Has he gone yet?

 

[Ossi]

I'd rather have herpes in our midfield than Lucas.
This can not be true, he'll never leave. NEVER I say!

 

[Stulikesdrums]

The first three pages of this thread made me very, very happy.
The rest of it sucks.

 

[Judge Jules]

[quote author=Hansern link=topic=41632.msg1164148#msg1164148 date=1282937758]
Tony Barrett said pretty sure though. So, who knows. Neil Jones said he had heard the rumours but nothing concrete yet so wouldn't make a comment.
[/quote]

Tony Barrett posted some crap in his match report from yesterday about how the decimal point must have been missed out of Magic's £17 mill.transfer fee (at least that's what he was trying to say - it came out pretty garbled). This rumour about Lucas may or may not be true, but either way I wouldn't place that much reliance on what Barrett says.

 

[manwithnoname]

Certainly got a bit burned with his Huang front page

Oucherama!

 

[Judge Jules]

Haha, yep. Brought a new meaning to the phrase "Chinese burn".

 

[monsieurdantes]

your husband's a cunt. tell your husband he's a cunt. hey you're that cunt's wife aren't you. you're married to a cunt...of course she's found it difficult to settle

 

[SaintGeorge67]

Obviously this is brilliant news if true, but is it not odd that after several years he has now realised this 3 days before the deadline?

Ultimately though, who cares.

 

[Whaddapie]

When I was 13, I was told that a girl in my class fancied me. It was one of Emma, Michelle or Julie, I was told. Emma was magic, and I loved her. Even though I KNEW that it couldn't possibly be her, in the 45 seconds it took me to learn that it wasn't Emma, I allowed myself to think it just might be Emma. My heart soared, briefly. And was promptly crushed. Obliterated.

This thread has brought me back to that day.

 

[manwithnoname]

Emma's probably a better footballer than Lucarse

 

[Whaddapie]

She is.

She was then too, though not as effeminate.

 

[eecheerow]

If he doesn't leave at least he's back to fourth in the pecking order behind Gerrard, Meireles and Poulsen.

 

[Rosco]

Maybe we're signing Gary Medel too and shipping out Lucas ?

*crosses fingers*

 

[Oncy]

gnnnnnffffffffffgggggggggggmmmmnnnkkkkkkkzzzzzzz

 

[gene hughes]

Maybe this story came about today because Lucas heard about Meireles coming and got the hump.