'Injured' players that have to go off the pitch to be treated. Why can't some div in a badly fitting track suit and baseball boots come on while the games in progress and throw some freezing water over the prostrate superstar? Always used to work.
Footy things that bug the shite out of you
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It's gives the defender 0.07 seconds less time to react to the ball.
No fans allowed in first five rows of seating so they can't ruin the sight of a load of fucking Gazprom adverts.
Nicolas Bentdner.
Matthew Le Tissier the proboscis nosed twat.
Self-invented 'legends' like Jason Cundy, who played about 40 times for Chelski in god knows how many years, but who now walks around in a Chelski shirt, talking like he's some sort of integral part of its history, rather than just a player they let go for a career in obscurity.
The high leg rule. Anything above the waist seems to be a foul these days even if it looks innocuous.
And anyone diving down with his head is awarded the decision and is called a brave brave man while the opposing player is given a yellow for just trying to kick the ball standing upright.
And anyone diving down with his head is awarded the decision and is called a brave brave man while the opposing player is given a yellow for just trying to kick the ball standing upright.
Them cameras that are suspended above the pitch - too many camera angles that the producer insists on showing meaning you see about ten minutes less of the game.
Advertising boards with moving graphics on them, they're just distracting cunts.
More money in the game as it hasn't improved the football on the pitch one bit and the main difference is that most people involved in the game now being insufferable twats.
Anything to do with corporate sponsorship or ticketing , fucking parasites who couldn't give a fuck about the game.
Coloured boots - the brighter they are the worse they are.
New refereeing rules that last for about three weeks into the season before being conveniently forgotten (tackle from behind being a red card or the 6 second rule for goalies)
Goalkeepers being able to take goal kicks from whatever side of the goal they like which helps teams time waste in my opinion.
Players constantly getting away with kicking the ball away.
Referees wasting time by warning a player without booking them, either give them a card , shout at them to behave or get on with the fucking game.
Referees stopping play when the supposedly injured player is obviously wasting time and there's fuck all wrong with them.
Weak captains that can't stand up to the referee never mind the opposition.
So many more that I'll have to have a think about. The game pretty much disgusts me these days.
Advertising boards with moving graphics on them, they're just distracting cunts.
More money in the game as it hasn't improved the football on the pitch one bit and the main difference is that most people involved in the game now being insufferable twats.
Anything to do with corporate sponsorship or ticketing , fucking parasites who couldn't give a fuck about the game.
Coloured boots - the brighter they are the worse they are.
New refereeing rules that last for about three weeks into the season before being conveniently forgotten (tackle from behind being a red card or the 6 second rule for goalies)
Goalkeepers being able to take goal kicks from whatever side of the goal they like which helps teams time waste in my opinion.
Players constantly getting away with kicking the ball away.
Referees wasting time by warning a player without booking them, either give them a card , shout at them to behave or get on with the fucking game.
Referees stopping play when the supposedly injured player is obviously wasting time and there's fuck all wrong with them.
Weak captains that can't stand up to the referee never mind the opposition.
So many more that I'll have to have a think about. The game pretty much disgusts me these days.
OUCH! Feel the buuuuuuuurrrrrrnnn.
Another thing I hate, or should I say miss, or wish there were more of, is people who were different, honest and couldn't give a fuck who they upset.
There's not enough individuals anymore, just media-trained dullards like Owen, boring, nice boys like Kane, and then the rest seem to be a load of stereotypical simpletons, listening to shitty urban music, getting retarded tattoos and haircuts, watches and cars, and all wearing the same clothes and posting drivel on social media about meeting some basketball player in Miami.
CUNTS.
I actually really loved it when Gary Neville admitted he hated scousers. Good! We know! And we fucking hate you, you inbred skiprat!
Or Gerrard essentially calling Gattuso an overrated fat Italian cunt. Or Carragher openly despising Diouf.
We need more of that. Honesty and a bit of edge. Not fucking "banter".
And also good clothes and haircuts. Not wanting to look like every other council try-hard twat wearing a big, fake watch and a pair of jarg Nikes, except you're earning 10m a year and have the time and money to do some fucking research and comport yourself in an agreeable fashion, not getting your fucking initials put on the gates to your stupid house in rose gold leaf
It would be great, JUST FUCKING ONCE, to hear a footballer say he fucking hates Jose Mourinho, and shitty R&B, and that his favourite album was "Selected Ambient Works" by the Aphex Twin.
But no. They're all fucking stupid and boring and garish.
Television companies putting more microphones (or turning them up higher) at the away end of the pitch so both sets of fans are represented on the TV coverage which makes it sound like the away fans outsang the home team which at most grounds is ridiculous.
Players who do that running on the spot walk off the pitch when they're substituted to waste time.
Players who walk slowly off the pitch for your team when you're getting beat. Hurry up you cunt.
Defenders who shoot from 40 yards and end up in row Z ( Yes you Lovren)
Goalkeepers who stay on their line when they should be commanding their box.
Geoff Shreeves the horrible little snake.
Celebrity fans do my head in, I mean who gives a fuck what Noel Gallagher or Daniel Craig think about football.
Players who do that running on the spot walk off the pitch when they're substituted to waste time.
Players who walk slowly off the pitch for your team when you're getting beat. Hurry up you cunt.
Defenders who shoot from 40 yards and end up in row Z ( Yes you Lovren)
Goalkeepers who stay on their line when they should be commanding their box.
Geoff Shreeves the horrible little snake.
Celebrity fans do my head in, I mean who gives a fuck what Noel Gallagher or Daniel Craig think about football.
Since when has supporting a team been a hobby? It's an obsession which constantly improves or ruins your life. Maybe take it more seriously then sonny
He's a Cretinous Uninspired Negative Tactician. Or CUNT.
Good post. I agree with you on the straight-talking thing. Why can't a manager/player say 'I can't stand Sunderland/Alladyce/St Marys Stadium or whatever? Is it that no one wants to upset anyone in their own industry in case they end up at that club or under that manager or something?
Are there any examples recently? Could you actually say 'if Everton were playing in my garden I'd close the curtains', or 'you'd get more sense out of my baby daughter' anymore?
Fucking modern football.
Your hatred of almost everything got to do with football 😉
GKMaccas grumpy hatred of everything and everyone who doesn't lap up his shit jokes and even shittier opinions.
Just kidding 😀
Klopp in his first season in the pre-match conference the week after we lost to Palace.
"I cant forget this fucking loss to Crystal Palace"
The lizards promptly knocked that tone out of him.
Money/ sponsorships are obviously the reason why others don't do similar, I guess Moyes threatened to slap up that female reporter....if that counts..
I'm just astonished you've actually written a post that's in recognisable English rather than something that appears to have been a side effect from a hamster running over your keyboards.
Just kidding.😀
Liverpool football players featuring in homo-erotic body-shaving adverts. Fucking hell.
Be Nice. We need something for Moron as well.
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