I keep hearing people talking about how they've created this unique trading environment, and then you look at them getting profits for the likes of Maatsen or Gallagher. It's briefly possible to get caught up in it and think that maybe it does make some sense. Basically they're profiting by hoarding a load of players and relying on inflationary pressures to get huge sums for average to good players (as we're doing this window). Maybe I got it all wrong and Boehly is just ahead of the game and spotted something everyone else missed, even if it is against the spirit of the sport. Maybe they'll make a film about his genius in the few years and have Christian Bale or Steve Carell play him, while Margot Robbie lies in the bath and explains the transfer market to us. They could call it The Big Shirt.
So I went away and ran some numbers, and it's still absolutely bat-shit.
That's why I thought I might be missing something. But I think the reason it doesn't work is that they are not starting from zero. If they were at break-even then this is a strategy that might work. But they were a basket case to begin with and rather than throwing risk on top of that, they need to sort their shit out.I'm not saying they are carrying it off, but I don't find the idea completely insane, or rather it's no more insane than any other business model built on "things are going up and will continue to go up." I'm talking as a core concept, not how it's implemented, and especially if you have a bunch of other clubs.
The worst thing about this story is that I suspect you may have been sad about missing the gin...Margot Robbie visited our office a few months back - she has a Gin she wants to sell.
I wasn’t in the office that day.
I was mildly sad.
Just a quickie (by my standards) on Chelsea. I estimated in a post on Thursday that their squad cost ratio would be about 117%, against a target of 80%. That puts them 37% over.
Per UEFA's FFP rules, the maximum penalty is triggered when a club exceeds the cap by 30%, and the penalty is between 75% and 100% of what they call the "squad cost ratio excess". In Chelsea's case, I estimate this excess at about £190m (it's basically the amount by which their wages / amortisation would need to be reduced to get back to the 80% target).
So UEFA could fine them (in theory) between £142.5m and £190m. The range depends on severity, and if they are at a 37% excess then they're probably near the top of that range (best guess would be 92.5% (£176m) if UEFA applied a straight sliding scale).
Although the rules don't strictly say so, I believe the fine will be limited to the amount of revenue they could earn from being in Europe (which, given they are on the verge of qualifying for the Conference League, is not very much). This is because the fine is implemented by reducing their media payments from UEFA, which implies it would be capped at the amount due.
So in practice, if UEFA doesn't bottle it and implements the rules as intended, and assuming my calculations aren't way out of whack, they'll earn nothing from being in Europe this season, other than their match day income (tickets, catering etc). That income is likely to be consumed by bonus payments to their players, particularly since they won't be able to charge top whack for the tickets as the teams they'll be playing will be shit.
So whether they'd qualified for the Conference, Europa or Champions League, they would've earned sod-all from UEFA. And that's likely to continue to be the case for a few years yet. There's literally no point in them qualifying for Europe.
LMFAO.
This is what the rules say:Is it just media payments affected? what about payments within the competition moving through the rounds and wins/draws etc
We've bigger fish to fry.Leicester have won their appeal against the PSR charges from the Premier League. Basically, the rules are poorly drafted and the decision held that the Premier League didn't have jurisdiction to charge them as they were in the Championship when the charges were raised.
So they got off on a technicality, which is lucky for them because they were fucked otherwise.
Unlucky Blueshite.Leicester have won their appeal against the PSR charges from the Premier League. Basically, the rules are poorly drafted and the decision held that the Premier League didn't have jurisdiction to charge them as they were in the Championship when the charges were raised.
So they got off on a technicality, which is lucky for them because they were fucked otherwise.
They’ll do a Leeds.My biggest worry about Everton going down they'll build up a bit of joy winning loads of games and maybe even winning the league. They might end up having a good time down there. The repetitive sadness and frustration is what I wish for them.
or they could go down, end up going out of business and we take over the stadium, paint the seats red and use it as a home for the womens team and the ressies.My biggest worry about Everton going down they'll build up a bit of joy winning loads of games and maybe even winning the league. They might end up having a good time down there. The repetitive sadness and frustration is what I wish for them.
Leave it to rot and a reminder to the Neanderthals to why they are so miserable.or they could go down, end up going out of business and we take over the stadium, paint the seats red and use it as a home for the womens team and the ressies.
I take the same philosophy as I do when wishing for another Utd manager to get sacked. Yes there is risk that the next one may succeed (or Ev might win the championship) but the potential reward is yet another in a long line of Old Toilet failures (or Ev plummeting down the side of the pyramid).My biggest worry about Everton going down they'll build up a bit of joy winning loads of games and maybe even winning the league. They might end up having a good time down there. The repetitive sadness and frustration is what I wish for them.
You're right. I concede. Let them go down then dammit.I take the same philosophy as I do when wishing for another Utd manager to get sacked. Yes there is risk that the next one may succeed (or Ev might win the championship) but the potential reward is yet another in a long line of Old Toilet failures (or Ev plummeting down the side of the pyramid).
In both cases it's too big a glorious glorious orgasmic glorious reward to be turned off by the risk.
i find the media do boehly very dirty with image selection, quite often the fat face angle from below and frequently eating
He wanted to be face of it so no point crying now. The fat cuntI'm all for it. The fat cunt.