Torres is coming out of retirement.
Has enough time passed to welcome him back and sing the song again?
Has enough time passed to welcome him back and sing the song again?
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His body was dead 7 years ago. He was dead to me before that. Fuck him.
He probably has the best player song we’ve ever had.
He probably has the best player song we’ve ever had.
He became a personal training guru post retirement so would be in superb shape
Come on dreamy. Being PT is nothing like being a pro footballer. His legs couldn’t last in Italy. Absolutely no chance in England.
Oh I’m saying he’d be amazing but I would fancy him not to break down just be slow.
If he could rekindle the old Torres anywhere it would be here even without the pace.
Eh?
So he's a lefty 😵
Step 1. Switch your brain to dirty mode
Wanks left handed as his left arm looks bigger
I'm sure he has people who can help.
This is spectacular levels of retarded. Even for you.
Look at the goals he scored for us. How many of those do you think he’d score without his pace?
He was way already past his best and breaking down when he signed for Chelsea literally 10 and a half years ago but you think he could play in our current team that requires supreme levels of fitness?
Let's see if Kenny can still do a job up top while we're at it.
No surprise that Dreamy disappeared for a day or so following the United loss, and then comes back with this retardation
If he can recapture his magic anywhere, it's here.
He played more games for those cunts than us. Broke my heart. Fuck him.
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Same amount of wits you have.
Ah your negative predictions. Must mean I have at least double that.
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