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Diego Costa the vampire man

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MomoWASright

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so he gets sent off for a second yellow after looking like giving Barry a bite. Or just giving him a hickey.

Will the FA let it go because the ref seen it?
 
Nice line in Rory Smith's piece on Martinez this morning:


Another of his managerial peers has long been partial to wheeling out the wise-crack that he wanted the Spaniard to speak at his funeral, because his eulogy would be so enthusiastic, and his death presented as simply an exciting challenge to overcome.
 
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so he gets sent off for a second yellow after looking like giving Barry a bite. Or just giving him a hickey.

Will the FA let it go because the ref seen it?

They changed that rule. The FA can now more easily ban players even that the ref seen it.
 
It was brilliant. He (Costa) looks the triple twat. Here's the equation.

Faux angry reaction + Squaring up postering + Headbutt + Head to head contact + Attempt to bite + Realises the camera is on so attempts to kiss his neck + At the end goes in for a very gay looking hug (Barry at this point is looking utterly perplexed) = Ref whips out a red and BAM! Off he goes to much nonsensical mutterings in Spanish. What a massive bell whiff. Great fun to watch though. 🙂
 
It was brilliant. He (Costa) looks the triple twat. Here's the equation.

Faux angry reaction + Squaring up postering + Headbutt + Head to head contact + Attempt to bite + Realises the camera is on so attempts to kiss his neck + At the end goes in for a very gay looking hug (Barry at this point is looking utterly perplexed) = Ref whips out a red and BAM! Off he goes to much nonsensical mutterings in Spanish. What a massive bell whiff. Great fun to watch though. 🙂
Don't forget sticking his head in the Ref's face. I hope the thundercunt gets the book thrown at him.
 
so he gets sent off for a second yellow after looking like giving Barry a bite. Or just giving him a hickey.

Will the FA let it go because the ref seen it?

I don't think he bit him, I couldn't care less either. Much like I didn't care that much when Suarez did it
 
so he gets sent off for a second yellow after looking like giving Barry a bite. Or just giving him a hickey.

Will the FA let it go because the ref seen it?

I can't quite believe it was his first red card in English football. He must have a really charmed life to have avoided it for as long as he had.
 
I can't quite believe it was his first red card in English football. He must have a really charmed life to have avoided it for as long as he had.
He's been retrospectively banned twice in England so far I think , that tells you a fair bit about how he goes about it , the little clandestine goblin twat
 
I have faith that the FA can come up with a suitably vague charge to fuck him over. Let's think it through, he either did bite him and/or sexually assaulted him. Either way he should be getting fucked.
 
BREAKING: Gareth Barry confirms Diego Costa did not bite him during Everton's FA Cup quarter-final with Chelsea #SSNHQ
 
Looked like he wanted to bite him but didn't actually do it, ended more like a kiss on the neck!
 
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