More dispatches from Uruguayan friend:
"Looked into him a bit more: word is his agents have flown to Holland to negotiate. One of his agents, funny enough, is Paolo Montero: destroyer captain of that amazing Juventus side.... Anyway, it sounds like there's some competition from Udinese to sign him. Like I told you, he played well in Uruguay. But I'd say if Udinese are in for him, you know he's got potential. They have probably the best scouting team in Europe.
Would much rather Facundo Ferreyra, a young Argentine playing in their league for Banfield. I've seen them a few times and he's been really impressive. Will probably end up in Italy, but I think he's gonna be better than Higuain.
But you know, Liverpool will probably sign Grant Holt. Or fucking Clint Dempsey."