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CL vs RB Leipzig

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Holle

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German authorities won‘t let us travel into Germany because of Covid19 travel restrictions.

Leipzig now have to find a neutral venue or the match will be cancelled and we‘d win 0-3.
 
No, Salzburg would be the logical solution.

But our government are the biggest imaginable dickheads, a decision will take them at least until June and they would have forgotten the question by then anyway.
 
Fellas come on. This season is such an absurd cluster fuck - If it wasn’t for the fact that hundreds of thousand are being maimed by a global pandemic we’d all be coughing up our pelvic bones laughing. So let’s get this straight. We have to play a CL game against a team that is supposed to be at home. However, because of the nightmare pandemic instead they have to find a neutral ground (probably Belgium - If that does happen and I read some shite in a paper along the lines of ‘Belgium - Good place for the Brits and Germans to settle their differences I’ll be very depressed.)

So a Neutral ground.... without fans......Otherwise they lose 3-0..... Lol. Completely and utterly absurd.
 
It would be unreasonable for Leipzig to forfeit as a result of their country's reasonable public health precautions. As much as we could use a gimme right now, let's hope a reasonable solution is found.
 
Why is it? It sounds like you’re just shrieking “Isnt it just FARCICAL, eh?!” - what point are you making?
Sorry I thought I'd made my point clearly. Are you confused? Strange use of the present progressive verb on your part btw. How can I be 'shrieking' while you are reading and not listening? I guess you were flexing your abstract writing chops. In which case allow me to bathe in your diction.

Out of curiosity - Does anyone know what the rules are regarding goal celebrations? Are they allowed big group hugs and stuff?

The other thing that made me laugh the other day was some article in Bild. Some Leipzig hack/loon was genuinely wondering if both teams could wears face masks in order to get the game played. That of course got ridiculed but it was still fun to read. Crazy days.

Sorry if I'm 'shrieking' I'll turn down the volume.
 
Is it because no one has their anal sex chops at the moment? How I love the fashion for using 'chops'. It's so fantastically naff.
Did you really just use the word 'naff' to describe something that's has some semblance in the common parlance zietgeist? If (and I presume it was on purpose) then your'e wasted here macca.
 
The ban presumably is for fear of the Liverpool squad, staff etc bringing any infections into Germany.

So rather than having our squad, staff etc flying into Germany for a few days, the authorities are happy to have the Leipzig squad travel to another country and potentially bring back any kind of infections both from that country AND the Liverpool squad anyway.

Can’t help but think that containing the risk from the Liverpool squad and staff within Germany would be easier.
 
The Germans do firmly believe that their handling of the pandemic is the best and everyone else are dickheads. And they don't hide it.
 
Sorry I thought I'd made my point clearly. Are you confused? Strange use of the present progressive verb on your part btw. How can I be 'shrieking' while you are reading and not listening? I guess you were flexing your abstract writing chops. In which case allow me to bathe in your diction.

Out of curiosity - Does anyone know what the rules are regarding goal celebrations? Are they allowed big group hugs and stuff?

The other thing that made me laugh the other day was some article in Bild. Some Leipzig hack/loon was genuinely wondering if both teams could wears face masks in order to get the game played. That of course got ridiculed but it was still fun to read. Crazy days.

Sorry if I'm 'shrieking' I'll turn down the volume.
It’s possible I read all your posts and imagine high pitched shrieking and a vague Carry On vibe to be fair.

Loved this by the way... “then your'e wasted here macca.”
 
It’s possible I read all your posts and imagine high pitched shrieking and a vague Carry On vibe to be fair.

Loved this by the way... “then your'e wasted here macca.”
I guess it is entirely possible. It’s nice that you read all my posts and have created a persona for me. Carry On though? Hmmmm. I should maybe drop a little oil in your thought pool you fucking boring no mark mong. Out of interest do you think you could ever get ‘low pitched shrieking’? Try harder.
 
I guess it is entirely possible. It’s nice that you read all my posts and have created a persona for me. Carry On though? Hmmmm. I should maybe drop a little oil in your thought pool you fucking boring no mark mong. Out of interest do you think you could ever get ‘low pitched shrieking’? Try harder.
“Ooh Matron. Anyone for dick pics?”
 
Not sure if it's been posted, but here's the newly submitted squad for the CL - Phillips, Kabak and Davies all in, Rhys Williams out:

Goalkeepers: Alisson, Adrian, Caomhin Kelleher.

Defenders: Virgil van Dijk, Joe Gomez, Ozan Kabak, Kostas Tsimikas, Andy Robertson, Ben Davies, Nat Phillips, Trent Alexander-Arnold.

Midfielders: Fabinho, Gini Wijnaldum, Thiago Alcantara, James Milner, Naby Keita, Jordan Henderson, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Xherdan Shaqiri.

Attackers: Roberto Firmino, Sadio Mane, Mohamed Salah, Diogo Jota, Divock Origi.

Named 'List B players'
Vitezslav Jaros (out on loan), Rhys Williams, Neco Williams, Billy Koumetio, Yasser Larouci, Curtis Jones, Elijah Dixon-Bonner, Jake Cain, Leighton Clarkson, Paul Glatzel, Luis Longstaff, Layton Stewart, Liam Millar (out on loan).
 
“Ooh Matron. Anyone for dick pics?”
Really??? Is that the best you can do? *Sigh* I was hopeful I might find a more worthy soul to spar with. You've failed. Go back to your box of boring then. Find solace in Ezequiel 14:10 child.
 
Not sure if it's been posted, but here's the newly submitted squad for the CL - Phillips, Kabak and Davies all in, Rhys Williams out:

Goalkeepers: Alisson, Adrian, Caomhin Kelleher.

Defenders: Virgil van Dijk, Joe Gomez, Ozan Kabak, Kostas Tsimikas, Andy Robertson, Ben Davies, Nat Phillips, Trent Alexander-Arnold.

Midfielders: Fabinho, Gini Wijnaldum, Thiago Alcantara, James Milner, Naby Keita, Jordan Henderson, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Xherdan Shaqiri.

Attackers: Roberto Firmino, Sadio Mane, Mohamed Salah, Diogo Jota, Divock Origi.

Named 'List B players'
Vitezslav Jaros (out on loan), Rhys Williams, Neco Williams, Billy Koumetio, Yasser Larouci, Curtis Jones, Elijah Dixon-Bonner, Jake Cain, Leighton Clarkson, Paul Glatzel, Luis Longstaff, Layton Stewart, Liam Millar (out on loan).
I've been waiting to see this. Interesting that both VvD and Gomez are named. So despite what Klopp/The Club are saying to the contrary they clearly believe there's a chance one or both could return before the end of the season.
 
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