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[rurikbird]

 

[Woland]

I fucking told you they never check the tickets on the tram. We're fucking three quid down coz of you you fucking jock shithouse.

 

[Spaghetti Legs]

Got any whiskey left Bobby?

 

[Y1]

"Whose idea is it to get Moyes, Sir?"

 

[Mersey86]

Would Patrice be up for saying that the manager used a racial slur?

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Since they didn't speak, I can only assume that their telepathic conversation or facial signals went like this:

"We fucked up real good, huh?"
"Yep, yep, yep, yep".

 

[dogboy]

"You said you'd be wearing a yellow flower"

 

[Tal]

Ferguson (away from camera); "Did Jose answer?"
{Charlton gestures}

 

[Shadey]

"Fancy a bumb"

 

[tombrown]

I got a pork pie under this hat - do you want a bit?

 

[tombrown]

I hear Sheikh Mansour is looking for a couple of curmudgeonly old directors ...

 

[SummerOnions]

'There's a camera on us but we aren't doing anything funny'
'Shall we look wistful then?'

 

[gkmacca]

CHARLTON: My arse is covered in chewing gum, you great berk!

 

[Athens]

Pay up Mortimer, I won the bet.

Here, one pound.

We took a perfectly decent team like United, and turned them into a pile of shite. And during the same time, we turned an honest, hard-working man into a violently, deranged, would-be killer!

 

[gkmacca]

CHARLTON: I've got tummy ache.
GINSOAK: Aye.
CHARLTON: Probably caused by that terrible half-time so-called "pie".
GINSOAK: Aye.
CHARLTON: And that wine didn't help. Tiny glass, warm wine, no discernible taste - shambolic.
GINSOAK: Aye.
CHARLTON: And thanks to these hard little plastic seats my sciatica's flared up again.
GINSOAK: Oh for christ's sake shut up!

 

[FoxForceFive]

Pay up Mortimer, I won the bet.

Here, one pound.

We took a perfectly decent team like United, and turned them into a pile of shite. And during the same time, we turned an honest, hard-working man into a violently, deranged, would-be killer!

Hahaha. Inspired.

 

[FoxForceFive]

That's not beer down there is it?
You forgot to put your Tena men on again, didn't you Bobby?

 

[dantes]

Oh bugger. Spare wet wipe?

 

[Woland]

Hahaha. Inspired.

Indeed. I've just nicked it for Twitter

 

[Athens]

Indeed. I've just nicked it for Twitter

FUCKER!

 

[Jack D Rips]

Hey Alex, when are you going to get rid of that fucking coat!

 

[Mystic]

At least we still have @Dreambeliever ...right?!

 

[gkmacca]

CHARLTON: Did I ever tell you about 1966?
GINSOAK: *stares icily*
CHARLTON: Er, maybe another time.

 

[Jack D Rips]

Charlton: Left the fucking gloves in the car again.

 

[BlitzAce]

Charlton - Fuck the game you like my hat.
Fergie - No you look a cunt
Charlton - fuck off you sore loser

 

[BlitzAce]

Charlton - Heyy you've got the cloak, that Borini fella has got the dagger between his teeth.
Fergie - haha funny chap you un ya.... cunt.

 

[Judge Jules]

"Underneath the ar-ches,
We dream our dreams awaaaaaaaaaay...."

 

[Avmenon]

Julian wins

 

[Judge Jules]

Eyethangyew. 😀

 

[tombrown]

I was reading up the definition of "monging" on Urban Dictionary ... sheesh!