Oh dear.
Boring James Milner
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Did Peter Hague have a hand or foot removed? This question requires an answer.
I'm also intrigued, although it should be noted that the poster who introduced the question into the thread did concede that he might have dreamt it
I heard he had his head removed .... from up Thatcher's dead arse
Someone MUST know.
Can we sticky a thread please?
I have the title ready:
"Is Peterhague poster missing a hand or a foot in real life? Or was it just a dream? All information gratefully received in full confidence"
Yes, this is a delicate issue. So please PM me and Brendan if you have any knowledge pertaining to Peter Hague's lost hand and/ or foot. The information will be treated sensitively and the word 'stumpy' will not be used in any subsequent postings referring to PH.
*whispers*
Do you have any preference for what appendage is missing? I hope it's his hand, but I don't really know why.
Preference is the wrong word. I am envisioning an accountant holding a pencil in a prosthetic hand that is a kind of unnatural orangey colour.
Erm there is no myth around my cock!!!
He probably had it moulded so that it's permanently making an accusatory finger-pointing type of gesture
Peter is posting in this thread you numpties.
Errrrrrr....say what now?
Why is he not called "peterhague"?
Pete: have you got a fake hand or a fake foot?
For a second there I thought you were referring to Oncy's todger.
Is this "Aidan" spaz peterhague under a new guise?
Nah, not true.
This is the best thread ever. Intrigue, suspense, mysterious name-changes, missing hands and feet, rurik looking a total spaz and JAMES MILNER!!!!
Aiden isnt a spaz. Hes a good lad. ILDs friend from Ireland. Cant remember his original poster name.
Yup, Aidan is a goodun.
I'd want to be fairly prolific to have as many posts under a new guise. I was God_23 (still fairly irregular) and locked myself out of the account years ago. I'm guessing I'm a spaz for disagreeing with you on something(s)? I'm probably not the only spaz on here so?
No, this place is full of them, admittedly
And still the mystery of peterhague's stump is unresolved.
I can't really think what he said that was unclear or easy to misinterpret as "I only have one hand/ foot"
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
To make amends you must find out the truth, and if needs be, make it right but chopping off one of his hands. Or feet, I'll leave that up to you. But I'd prefer a hand.
I am sure there is a queue to do that.
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