Bologna Borini..

[Halmeister]

Don't make me crostini!

I was mistaken. Me - nil, Macca'one

 

[jexykrodic]

Only a fusilli people would want him to stay.

 

[Rosco]

I'm giving up on this, it's a recipe for disaster

 

[Halmeister]

Only a fusilli people would want him to stay.

That's brilliant.

 

[Halmeister]

We need to sell him and spend the money on a defensive midfielder. I suggest Lasagne Diarra.

 

[Red Astaire]

I fucking hate Borini - I wish we could find a carbonara copy of someone like Suarez :-(

 

[Athens]

I fucking hate Borini - I wish we could find a carbonara copy of someone like Suarez :-(

Another footballer that likes his opposition al dente? No thanks.

 

[C/O]

This is why people shoot places up.

 

[Judge Jules]

Now all we need is someone to suggest a cheeky bid for Wayne Pepperooney.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Haven't we sold him already?

 

[gkmacca]

He's still around. Making a pesto of himself.

 

[localny]

We should have got the boot in last year, forced the move. Told him he'd be in ressies. Yet, we let this happen.

 

[Dreambeliever]

He's still around. Making a pesto of himself.

Ha ha. I liked Austin Martin better but I guess your are the Godfather of Italian puns, I'm just one of the Goodfellows

 

[gkmacca]

He'll coppa lot of stick next season if he stays around.

 

[Rosco]

He's still around. Making a pesto of himself.

Quiffer

 

[ILD]

Are there any threads left in the FF that aren't ruined with pages of shit puns?

 

[gkmacca]

Yes. *rubs hands in excitement before being hit with a brick*

 

[Rosco]

Are there any threads left in the FF that aren't ruined with pages of shit puns?

The rumours thread.

It's just ruined with shitty rumours instead

 

[ILD]

The rumours thread.

It's just ruined with shitty rumours instead

I'm on my way.

 

[Skullflower]

His agent has said he wants to leave

 

[C/O]

Someone should go boink his missus, that'll make him want to leave.
Who's the handsomest poster based in Liverpool?

 

[Oncy]

None. You should fucking see them.

 

[C/O]

In my head they all look like john bishop. Just with different haircuts and colour depending on age.

 

[Oncy]

Mostly yeah but some of them look like Yosser.

 

[C/O]

Aww heyor, is that really all we have to work with, hey?

Luckily I just read that his agent said he wants to leave, so we'll have to save the evil masterplan for another time.

 

[Holle]

His agent says he feels 'like a lion in a cage' at Liverpool.

You couldn't make it up.

A fucking lion in a fucking cage.

 

[Mojo]

His agent has said he wants to leave

And that he feels like a lion in a a cage.
What a pair of fucking turds.

Fabio Borini 'feels like a lion in a cage' at Liverpool - agent

Liverpool forward Fabio Borini wants to leave the club this summer, according to his agent.
Borini made just 12 Premier League appearances for Liverpool in the 2014-15 campaign and the Italian wants a move away from Anfield in search of more playing time.
"Fabio wants a new experience," Borini's agent Marco De Marchi said to Italian sports newspaper Corriere dello Sport. "We expected more consideration from Liverpool.
"There are teams from all over Europe interested in him. Top clubs in Europe are keen on him, from the Premier League to the Bundesliga and there also clubs in Italy, but many clubs in Italy have had coaching changes and that has slowed things down.

"He has no preference, he just wants a team that gives him a clear chance to prove himself. Right now he feels like a lion in a cage."
Borini joined Liverpool in the summer of 2012 from Roma and is under contract with the Reds for another season.
The 24-year-old scored seven goals in 25 league starts while on loan at Sunderland in the 2013-14 campaign.
Liverpool reportedly agreed a £12 million fee with Sunderland to sell Borini last summer but the player turned down a permanent move to Wearside.
"His current value is that given by Sunderland last year," De Marchi said. "However, that figure could be affected by the season he's had at Liverpool and the fact that in a year his contract runs out.
"For the time being, everything is on standby as the player is currently on his honeymoon but will return shortly."


Expected more consideration from Liverpool??
We agreed a fee with Sunderland...he chose not to go.
What the fuck was he expecting more consideration about? Cunt.

 

[C/O]

Well we are a circus at the minute.

 

[Skullflower]

The roar of the lion

 

[Athens]

His agent says he feels 'like a lion in a cage' at Liverpool.

You couldn't make it up.

A fucking lion in a fucking cage.

Here's Fabio, the lion tamarin climbing the bars of his cage, trying to get out.