Barcelona

[DHSC]

A like for that gif from @Mors.

 

[willby]

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

First time they've lost three consecutive games since 2003.

This wouldn't have happened if they had a model citizen and team player as captain who makes game-winning tackles.

It is a fact.

 

[StevieM]

It's clearly because they don't have the best tackler in the history of football in their squad.

If they bid £75m in the summer, we should consider selling them Lucas.

 

[tombrown]

It's clearly because they don't have the best tackler in the history of football in their squad.

If they bid £75m in the summer, we should consider selling them Lucas.

Did you deliberately forget to add "plus Suarez" after that figure, or was it just a mistype?

 

[Silver Sean]

That's great. What was he reacting to? Anyone know?

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

That's great. What was he reacting to? Anyone know?

 

[King Binny]

 

[redhorizon2]

Came back with 8-0 away win with Suarez bagging 4 goals

 

[mom]

And three assists

 

[superchimp]

Takes Suarez up to 30 league goals, only 1 behind top scorer ronaldo!

Fucking beast mode.

 

[Dreambeliever]

What about Torres eh.

Scores for the fifth straight back.

The boy is finally back

 

[dmishra]

Suarez has 49 goals in 48 appearances this season. All comps.

 

[jimmy]

Suarez has 49 goals in 48 appearances this season. All comps.

That's mad stats!
I suspected he'd shit goals for them and I'm really happy for the lad.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

28+ goals for Barcelona in one single La Liga season:
> Mariano Martín
> César
> Krankl
> Romario
> Ronaldo
> Eto'o
> Messi
> Suarez

Most goals for Barcelona in one season:
72 Messi 2011-12
60 Messi 2012-13
58 Messi 2014-15
53 Messi 2010-11
48 Suarez 2015-16

 

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

And still some say C. Ronaldo is better than Messi.

*rolls eyes emoji*

 

[willby]

Suarez with a brilliant P.K to make it 4-0 vs Gijon. Straight down the middle!

 

[Modo]

Suarez with a brilliant P.K to make it 4-0 vs Gijon. Straight down the middle!

You know why he's taking their penalties suddenly, instead of Messi?

La Liga
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{tr}
{th} {/th}
{th}Team{/th}
{th}Goals{/th}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}C. Ronaldo{/td}
{td}Real Madrid{/td}
{td}31{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}L. Suárez{/td}
{td}FC Barcelona{/td}
{td}30{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}L. Messi{/td}
{td}FC Barcelona{/td}
{td}24{/td}
{/tr}
{tr}
{td}K. Benzema{/td}
{td}Real Madrid{/td}
{td}23{/td}
{/tr}
{/tbody}
[/xtable]
Now add to 3 goals to Suarez.

Imagine how many goals he would have had for us if Gerrard let him take the penalties in his last season. Easily broken the prem record.

 

[Arn]

Four goals again for the best player on the planet and it is not Lucas.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Imagine how many goals he would have had for us if Gerrard let him take the penalties in his last season. Easily broken the prem record.

Not necessarily mate - he's missed like 3 this year already!

 

[Modo]

I'm sorry add 4 goals

 

[Modo]

Not necessarily mate - he's missed like 3 this year already!

Let a man dream

 

[cloggypop]

53 goals this season and 8 in his last two matches.

It's a good job we are better without him.

 

[willby]

 

[Modo]

53 goals this season and 8 in his last two matches.

It's a good job we are better without him.

It's fucking sad

 

[willby]

Top marks @Mors for the gif that keeps giving.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

 

[ctlovesred]

More impressed with the number of assists and goals together. How many assists do Ronaldo and Messi have?

 

[tombrown]

Can't wait to have him back next season

 

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

Was it Rosco who used to question the wisdom of not selling Suarez or something ? Or have I mistaken with someone else ? Apologies in advance if I have.