Alisson Wonderland

[Hansern]

BREAKING: The €75m deal of Alisson Becker to #LFC is near completion. [@DiMarzio]

 

[Oncy]

You can't stagger payments and include add ons to trigger a release clause.

Why? Cant you negotiate? Isnt that the point. We dont just pay what they ask surely.
Dunno.

 

[the count]

I don't see what's homophobic about making a joke involving Oli and his friend sticking Monopoly pieces up eachother's bums at a dinner party

It's just a joke.

But.... aswell as it being a joke, it is actually what I think happened

That's sounds more like a homoprobe

 

[Atlas]

When a transfer thread goes past a dozen pages it's clear 90% of posts are not even about the actual transfer anymore. Though in a way I'm glad this hasn't descended into countless sandwich and sauce posts (there's still time) lolz that it turns into posts about monopoly pieces moonlighting as suppository.

Back on track, I'm just not sure Alisson is that good

 

[Skullflower]

When a transfer thread goes past a dozen pages it's clear 90% of posts are not even about the actual transfer anymore. Though in a way I'm glad this hasn't descended into countless sandwich and sauce posts (there's still time) lolz that it turns into posts about monopoly pieces moonlighting as suppository.

Back on track, I'm just not sure Alisson is that good

What's your favourite pasta dish?

 

[Oncy]

What's your favourite pasta dish?

Love a well made Milanese

 

[Skullflower]

Love a well made Milanese

A milanese isn't a pasta dish. It's a fried breaded veal escalope.

 

[Rosco]

What's your favourite pasta dish?

carbonara.

Done right it's phenomenal

 

[Skullflower]

carbonara.

Done right it's phenomenal

Same for me. You've never had one as good as mine.

 

[Oncy]

A milanese isn't a pasta dish. It's a fried breaded veal escalope.

Yeah I guess the spaghetti is just spaghetti.

 

[Oncy]

Vongole is good

 

[Atlas]

What's your favourite pasta dish?

 

[Skullflower]

Yeah I guess the spaghetti is just spaghetti.

It's also a secondo so i never eat it with spaghetti. Just a rocket, red onion and lemon salad.

 

[Skullflower]

Vongole is good

Nods

 

[Oncy]

Wait I didnt mean Vongole I meant Puttanesca!!!!
Thats my favourite

 

[Skullflower]

Wait I didnt mean Vongole I meant Puttanesca!!!!
Thats my favourite

Prefer vongole any day, but like both a lot.

 

[Oncy]

I make a wicked simple pasta I think you would like

Linguini with shredded courgette, lemon, mint and parmesan.

Beautiful summer pasta dish. Dead light

 

[Skullflower]

I make a wicked simple pasta I think you would like

Linguini with shredded courgette, lemon, mint and parmesan.

Beautiful summer pasta dish. Dead light

You told me in the drinkies WhatsApp group. I'd deffo like it.

 

[dee]

So we are willing to pay 62m for fatty but not 80m for Oblak.
Thats kinda what I was saying. I dont see why we wouldnt pay the extra. Hes a MUCH better keeper.

Maybe he prefers living in Madrid and doesn't fancy "a cold night in Stoke". Just cos he has a buy out clause doesn't mean he'll signa contract with whoever meets it.

Especially when he discovers he'll be working with Achterberg!

 

[Skullflower]

Reddy and Joyce have confirmed we've agreed a fee.

 

[Oncy]

You told me in the drinkies WhatsApp group. I'd deffo like it.

Oh did I. Soz. Yeah its good.

 

[manwithnoname]

Same for me. You've never had one as good as mine.

Thank God this thread is back on track, after that brief foray into Monopoly bum fun.

Although it could get ugly, because Skully takes his food very seriously. Unlike fucking Oncy, whose favourite pasta dish isn't actually pasta, the massive fucking flid.

 

[manwithnoname]

It's also a secondo so i never eat it with spaghetti. Just a rocket, red onion and lemon salad.

"It's also a secondo"

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Fucking Gino Ginelli here

 

[Oncy]

Thank God this thread is back on track, after that brief foray into Monopoly bum fun.

Although it could get ugly, because Skully takes his food very seriously. Unlike fucking Oncy, whose favourite pasta dish isn't actually pasta, the massive fucking flid.

Hahahahahaha so true.

 

[Oncy]

I genuinely thought pasta milanese was the name of the dish. Breaded chicken escalope on some nice simple bolognaisey pasta.
Fml

 

[Glen C]

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[manwithnoname]

£67m is a lot of money for a goalkeeper.

He'd better be fucking good, that's all I can say.

 

[Skullflower]

"It's also a secondo"

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Fucking Gino Ginelli here

You're clearly jealous of my Italian style and verve.

 

[manwithnoname]

Welcome to Liverpool, Allison Becker!

 

[Oncy]

Welcome to Liverpool, Allison Becker!

Im so shocked that this is the guy we have pinned our hopes on.
He looks about 50