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Alisson Wonderland
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Children!
What? Children are buttoned down? How?
Who was the other fucking "erm....erm erm actually, I think you'll find" Mr Logic dullard?
Bilko/ Wilko? He was similar, I think.
Naaah Wilko was alright. He was just a bit of a bluff traditionalist. A nice fella though.
Oliver just seems to be here to be po-faced and state football facts ad nausiem.
I dont get why you would bother. The draw of this place is the fun, craic, irreverent banter, memes, themes and running (in) jokes.
Surely there are corners of the Liverpool interweb better suited to someone with seemingly no sense of fun or silliness.
It's worse when he tries to be funny and colloquial, or attempts banter.
Like that story he told when he had a friend round at a dinner party and they were apparently in hysterics about railways or something, over a game of Monopoly. Probably just before fondling eachother and sticking Monopoly pieces up their bums.
Latest from the Italian media:
Final update for now#LFC offer is at €70m, €5m less than Roma would love to get, but is acceptable for them. Roma hoping for a late bid from Chelsea (no bid yet). If Chelsea don't bid, #Alisson will be an #LFC player by Friday. @IlMsgitRoma
#LFC could get #Alisson VERY soon. Agent will be meeting Monchi in Rome TODAY. Also, very significantly, Alisson has spoken to KLOPP. Chelsea interested but #LFC way ahead. Source: @Gazzetta_it
Final update for now
I seem to have gotten on the wrong side of Penn and Teller here.
Jesus!! I deffo missed that. Houses, not HOTELS surely.
Im not in any way having a go at you. Or on a *side* against you.
I just dont get why you are a poster on this site given your fairly clear feelings about juvenile jokes.
We haven't ventured into casual homophobia here, have we, Teller?
I think if I had to have one of the metal ones in my bum id pick the car. Its kinda suppository size/shape.
Oh no. Oh no this wont do at all. Thats not how I remember it.
To be honest, Oncy, I couldn't give a fuck even if you were having a go at me. Do as you please. If I agree with you on something, I will say so. If I don't, I will say so. And then I will let it go and move on. Your and Brendan's shit above is just noise and you guys making yourselves laugh. Fair play. I have laughed at some bits and cringed at others. As per.
But, please, carry on.
Got this off RAWK
@mario_aquilina
1. #LFC definitely ahead of #CFC in race for #Alisson. Next 24hours decisive. @Itasportpress
https://t.co/Lq8QE8KpZf
@mario_aquilina
2. This one is promising: #LFC could get #Alisson VERY soon. Agent will be meeting Monchi in Rome TODAY. Also, very significantly, Alisson has spoken to KLOPP. Chelsea interested but #LFC way ahead. Source: @Gazzetta_it
https://t.co/JHxGlG4OnP
@mario_aquilina
3. This one a little more indecisive: Roma are waiting a little more for #CFC to come in with a bigger offer than #LFC for #Alisson, who would go to both. #LFC ahead at the moment. Source: @Corriere
https://t.co/UXdxXXgKvu
@mario_aquilina
Summary: #Alisson has an offer of €6m a year from #LFC and €5.5m a year from #CFC. He has spoken to both Klopp and Sarri. #LFC ahead as #CFC have NOT YET bid. Agents in Rome TODAY to speak to Roma (presumably about #LFC). My guess is this will be decided by tomorrow latest.
@mario_aquilina
Final update for now #LFC offer is at €70m, €5m less than Roma would love to get, but is acceptable for them. Roma hoping for a late bid from Chelsea (no bid yet). If Chelsea don't bid, #Alisson will be an #LFC player by Friday. @IlMsgitRoma
https://t.co/zE7Bi6gzgT
@mario_aquilina
Really final, but important: @stecar74 (Il Messagero journalist) tells me that according to intermediaries the Chelsea offer for #Alisson is 'more a hope than a possibility'. #LFC
@mario_aquilina
1. #LFC definitely ahead of #CFC in race for #Alisson. Next 24hours decisive. @Itasportpress
https://t.co/Lq8QE8KpZf
@mario_aquilina
2. This one is promising: #LFC could get #Alisson VERY soon. Agent will be meeting Monchi in Rome TODAY. Also, very significantly, Alisson has spoken to KLOPP. Chelsea interested but #LFC way ahead. Source: @Gazzetta_it
https://t.co/JHxGlG4OnP
@mario_aquilina
3. This one a little more indecisive: Roma are waiting a little more for #CFC to come in with a bigger offer than #LFC for #Alisson, who would go to both. #LFC ahead at the moment. Source: @Corriere
https://t.co/UXdxXXgKvu
@mario_aquilina
Summary: #Alisson has an offer of €6m a year from #LFC and €5.5m a year from #CFC. He has spoken to both Klopp and Sarri. #LFC ahead as #CFC have NOT YET bid. Agents in Rome TODAY to speak to Roma (presumably about #LFC). My guess is this will be decided by tomorrow latest.
@mario_aquilina
Final update for now #LFC offer is at €70m, €5m less than Roma would love to get, but is acceptable for them. Roma hoping for a late bid from Chelsea (no bid yet). If Chelsea don't bid, #Alisson will be an #LFC player by Friday. @IlMsgitRoma
https://t.co/zE7Bi6gzgT
@mario_aquilina
Really final, but important: @stecar74 (Il Messagero journalist) tells me that according to intermediaries the Chelsea offer for #Alisson is 'more a hope than a possibility'. #LFC
Thanks Oli.
No worries, friend.
You and Brizzle are both The Firm!?
As I said. 100%.
Everyone's The Firm!
The firm is more like the force. We can all channel it.
We are the Firm.
We are the FIrm.
We are the ones who get it all right, so let's keep twitting.
We now need a back up striker, and a back up CB too.
and then we can win the league, inshallah.
We are the firm!
We are the FIrm.
We are the ones who get it all right, so let's keep twitting.
We now need a back up striker, and a back up CB too.
and then we can win the league, inshallah.
We are the firm!
I think I must be midichlorian-deficient
And like that *clicks fingers* Stevie M forgives you.
There's nothing casual about our homophobia.
We're way more organised than you think
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