1 hour.........Done fam

[FoxForceFive]

Can we stop fucking around with how long is left.
Everytime I look its longer

I've been updating it using this:

https://days.to/until/transfer-window-uk-closes

 

[tombrown]

I don't even fucking know this guy but I fully expect us to sign at least 50 awesome players by Thursday evening now so what the hell

Bitey is coming home .... just as I predicted months ago.

 

[Oncy]

Bitey is coming home .... just as I predicted months ago.

It will be George Weah.

 

[Judge Jules]

Aubameyang?

 

[Oncy]

Aubameyang?

Not a prayer

 

[Oncy]

Because my dick will literally explode.

 

[Judge Jules]

Sorry Oncy but I'd sacrifice yours to get him into the club.

 

[Oncy]

Sorry Oncy but I'd sacrifice yours to get him into the club.

Heaven knows what that will do to results.
May I remind you the only game my wonder member has missed this season is the Watford draw.
4 games 4 wins.

My cock is more valuable to the club than Obamaswang

 

[Judge Jules]

With your todger on league duty and Old Faithful covering Cup games, we'll sweep all before us this season.

 

[the count]

This has to be the most exciting day in a transfer window since the one when we signed Andy Carroll.

 

[Judge Jules]

This has to be the most exciting day in a transfer window since the one when we signed Any Carroll.

Who she?

 

[the count]

Who she?

Noted

 

[Kay Age El]

It's Lewandowski isn't it?

 

[rurikbird]

Berbatov? 🙂

 

[Fabio]

This has to be the most exciting day in a transfer window since the one when we signed Andy Carroll.

The day we signed Suarez?

*trying to be positive *

 

[moron]

Bitey is coming home .... just as I predicted months ago.

This sounds like - Klopp is kind of on a WAR PATH - he wants to win everything this season, - CL, PL, CC, FACup - he wants the mother load and these signings are the preparation. Go KLOPP GO !!!!!!

 

[Rosco]

With your todger on league duty and Old Faithful covering Cup games, we'll sweep all before us this season.

I now have an image of your TV attached to Oncy's cock as some sort of makeshift sweeping brush

 

[Rosco]

Ladbrokes are offering 11/8 on Oncy's cock exploding

 

[Oncy]

Ladbrokes are offering 11/8 on Oncy's cock exploding

Id get on my cock. Id be all over it.

 

[Insignificance]

It will be George Weah.

How old is he now? How old was he then? Are we sure he is older at all?

 

[Insignificance]

Ladbrokes are offering 11/8 on Oncy's cock exploding

Thats exact the odds I got for Mane scoring at any time yesterday. They are giving away money today as well?

 

[Mystic]

Alright, this is getting out of hand now

Dave Hendrick‏ @DaveHendrick_ 3m3 minutes ago
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Just can't see any way we'd get Thomas Muller lads. Bayern to his very core. He'll retire there.

 

[dmishra]

Berbatov? 🙂

Playing in India these days.

 

[dmishra]

Alright, this is getting out of hand now

 

[Rosco]

It's Pipo Inzaghi

 

[Oncy]

It's Pipo Inzaghi

I love superpipo

 

[rurikbird]

It's Pipo Inzaghi

Fuck him

 

[dmishra]

Fuck him

Hated Inzaghi.

 

[moron]

This striker ... i think its Benzema and will only happen if coutinho is sold. The other two Vvd and Lemar are probably within the budget.

 

[keniget]

As if it's Benzema.