1 hour.........Done fam

[Markeh]

I don't know. Have we been linked to any CBs all summer??

Don't think so, we definitely haven't spoken directly to any

 

[Modo]

I don't know. Have we been linked to any CBs all summer??

VD, but haven't SH told us to fuck off.

 

[Markeh]

VD, but haven't SH told us to fuck off.

I thought Leipzig did too

 

[Modo]

I thought Leipzig did too

They were cool about it though. SH are motherfucking snitches.

 

[SummerOnions]

Breaking: Liverpool have agreed to sign Van Dijk from Southampton in 2022, when his contract expires

 

[Markeh]

They were cool about it though. SH are motherfucking snitches.

We'll see if Leipzig are so cool about it after we sign their nth player. Still see him coming

 

[moron]

I'm not gay, I just like two cocks up my hoop while I'm gagging on another one. If you're not cool with that, that's gay.

I dont mind having 3 juicy cocks up my hoop when transfer window closes.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I dont mind having 3 juicy cocks up my hoop when transfer window closes.

That was never in any doubt.

 

[Judge Jules]

VD, but haven't SH told us to fuck off.

Whoosh.

 

[Modo]

I dont mind having 3 juicy cocks up my hoop when transfer window closes.

Man you're reaching new levels of gayness

 

[Mystic]

Christ Twitter is insane today, it's amazing.

 

[reuque]

I don't even fucking know this guy but I fully expect us to sign at least 50 awesome players by Thursday evening now so what the hell

 

[Kay Age El]

A bit older than what? 18?

WOOHOO, IT'S FUCKING DOLBERG THEN!??!

 

[Red Astaire]

I'll make a bold prediction - we won't sign anyone.

Yeah I'm of that ilk.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Great striker but a bit older?

Ian Rush!

 

[Oncy]

We all knew we needed to get some more black guys in this team.
Mane, Matip, Gini, Keita, Lemar, VVD
The brotherhood is going to rip shit up.

 

[Kay Age El]

This is the reason why god invented windows..

 

[reuque]

A bit older than what? 18?

WOOHOO, IT'S FUCKING DOLBERG THEN!??!

Maybe... The U-23 League isn't going to win itself.

 

[HC]

Yo gimme Lemar and VVD and call it a day.

 

[moron]

We all knew we needed to get some more black guys in this team.
Mane, Matip, Gini, Keita, Lemar, VVD
The brotherhood is going to rip shit up.

This is worrying and does not fit well with my right wing agenda. Is Firminio a tranny ?

Also.. dont think Klopp is gonna sign South Americans that often so could it be that the current SA's could be the last we see while Klopp is in charge ?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Man you're reaching new levels of gayness

It's like that guy in the general chat a few years ago ...

 

[JurgenKlopp]

The fuck did you pull subotic from?? Not even been hinted at

Talk he's looking at PL move. Friend of Klopps.

 

[Judge Jules]

Christ Twitter is insane today, it's amazing.

I know, mate. I thought I needed a corral for at least some of the crazies out there in cyberspace.

Signed Christ.

 

[Modo]

It's like that guy in the general chat a few years ago ...

I don't know what you're talking about...
*runs*

 

[localny]

I don't even fucking know this guy but I fully expect us to sign at least 50 awesome players by Thursday evening now so what the hell

Fernando Torres is coming home boys!!!! (second home I mean, like second breakfast)

 

[reuque]

Today's LFC Twitter summed up:

 

[Oncy]

Can we stop fucking around with how long is left.
Everytime I look its longer

 

[Judge Jules]

Fernando Torres is coming home boys!!!! (second home I mean, like second breakfast)

Funny you should mention second breakfast, 'coz I think I'd sooner sign Bilbo Baggins.

 

[JurgenKlopp]

Talk we've offered origi to Monaco as part of Lemar deal

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Can we stop fucking around with how long is left.
Everytime I look its longer

You got your cock out again?