...when you think of just the right response to something ten minutes after it happened? Happens to me all the time, but the other day I managed to think of it in time for once, and it was SO satisfying.
I'm on my way back from the gym, and there are a couple of yoofs (should probably have been in school) loafing around the general area. As I walk by, one of them shouts out "Ah-hah, baldy!", so I shoot back: "I might be bald, but you're ugly, and I could wear a wig."
Anybody who knows about Winston Churchill will probably know the anecdote that was based on. ;D
I'm on my way back from the gym, and there are a couple of yoofs (should probably have been in school) loafing around the general area. As I walk by, one of them shouts out "Ah-hah, baldy!", so I shoot back: "I might be bald, but you're ugly, and I could wear a wig."
Anybody who knows about Winston Churchill will probably know the anecdote that was based on. ;D
