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Yossi's Song (new)

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darkstarexodus

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To the tune of the Peter Crouch song:


He's small, he's Jewish
He makes other defenses look poo-ish
BEN-A-YOUN!

*gets coat, goes boxing day shopping*
 
[quote author=darkstarexodus link=topic=38137.msg1021583#msg1021583 date=1261856649]
I got mad skillz son. Like Bob Dylan crossed with Tupac crossed with Pete Wentz.
[/quote]

.....crossed with a busy road
 
[quote author=Rafiagra link=topic=38137.msg1021591#msg1021591 date=1261857978]
I dare anyone to try and start that off on the Kop
[/quote]

HAHA! Y'know, that is EXACTLY what I thought when I came up with it. Which made me giggle maniacally. In the shower.

Jon: There's a vid on Facebook from a year or two ago of me spitting mad verses from WuTang while completely off my face. Recommended viewing.
 
[quote author=darkstarexodus link=topic=38137.msg1021650#msg1021650 date=1261874432]
[quote author=Rafiagra link=topic=38137.msg1021591#msg1021591 date=1261857978]
I dare anyone to try and start that off on the Kop
[/quote]

HAHA! Y'know, that is EXACTLY what I thought when I came up with it. Which made me giggle maniacally. In the shower.

Jon: There's a vid on Facebook from a year or two ago of me spitting mad verses from WuTang while completely off my face. Recommended viewing.
[/quote]

The one to hava nagila hava (mega SP?) is simply brilliant, I remember hearing it for the first time and I pissed myself.
 
[quote author=darkstarexodus link=topic=38137.msg1021650#msg1021650 date=1261874432]
[quote author=Rafiagra link=topic=38137.msg1021591#msg1021591 date=1261857978]
I dare anyone to try and start that off on the Kop
[/quote]

HAHA! Y'know, that is EXACTLY what I thought when I came up with it. Which made me giggle maniacally. In the shower.

Jon: There's a vid on Facebook from a year or two ago of me spitting mad verses from WuTang while completely off my face. Recommended viewing.
[/quote]

LINK !!!
 
[quote author=themn link=topic=38137.msg1021660#msg1021660 date=1261876884]
[quote author=darkstarexodus link=topic=38137.msg1021650#msg1021650 date=1261874432]
[quote author=Rafiagra link=topic=38137.msg1021591#msg1021591 date=1261857978]
I dare anyone to try and start that off on the Kop
[/quote]

HAHA! Y'know, that is EXACTLY what I thought when I came up with it. Which made me giggle maniacally. In the shower.

Jon: There's a vid on Facebook from a year or two ago of me spitting mad verses from WuTang while completely off my face. Recommended viewing.
[/quote]

LINK !!!
[/quote]

I'm technologically impaired. Add me on Facebook.
 
[quote author=Peatcheo link=topic=38137.msg1021655#msg1021655 date=1261876574]
[quote author=darkstarexodus link=topic=38137.msg1021650#msg1021650 date=1261874432]
[quote author=Rafiagra link=topic=38137.msg1021591#msg1021591 date=1261857978]
I dare anyone to try and start that off on the Kop
[/quote]

HAHA! Y'know, that is EXACTLY what I thought when I came up with it. Which made me giggle maniacally. In the shower.

Jon: There's a vid on Facebook from a year or two ago of me spitting mad verses from WuTang while completely off my face. Recommended viewing.
[/quote]

The one to hava nagila hava (mega SP?) is simply brilliant, I remember hearing it for the first time and I pissed myself.
[/quote]

You were singing Wu-Tang to Hava Nagila?

thisigottasee
 
No, def not mate. I break out into spontaneous rhyme sometimes though and an effort of 'Triumph' by WuTang was captured and put on Facebook for all to see.
 
This is the best festive chant ever.

You better watch out,
You better be aware,
He's good on the ground,
He's good in the air,
Santa Cruz is coming to town.
 
[quote author=ILD link=topic=38137.msg1022442#msg1022442 date=1262052246]
This is the best festive chant ever.

You better watch out,
You better be aware,
He's good on the crowd,
He's good in the air,
Santa Cruz is coming to town.
[/quote]

good on the ground?

crowds doesnt quite make sense
 
[quote author=ILD link=topic=38137.msg1022442#msg1022442 date=1262052246]
This is the best festive chant ever.

You better watch out,
You better be aware,
He's good on the crowd,
He's good in the air,
Santa Cruz is coming to town.
[/quote]

HAHAHAH! I like it.
 
very good.

at the aldershot game i went to at 4-0 a chant of "you're being stuffed like a turkey" came up which was quite amusing.
 
I've heard some brilliant songs over the years but i'm not sure I'll ever hear a better song from the terraces than when the Hibs fans were singing to the Hearts fans when Graham Rix (notorious paedo) was their manager:
To the tune of the Manic Street Preachers song 'If you tolerate this....'

"If you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next....."

Awesome
 
The bluenoses have a song for Yossi, somethin to do with him only havin one shoe. Not really sure what the fuck its on about.
 
[quote author=Piedro link=topic=38137.msg1022678#msg1022678 date=1262100389]
The bluenoses have a song for Yossi, somethin to do with him only havin one shoe. Not really sure what the fuck its on about.
[/quote]

Hmmmm.....
 
I can't, I just have a feeling it'll be something anti-Semitic (rhyming "shoe" with "Jew&quot😉.

And, yes, I realise that footwear (or lack of it) in and of itself is not an indication of anything un-toward.

That "darkest things heard at the game" thread depressed the fuck out of me.
 
[quote author=Piedro link=topic=38137.msg1022678#msg1022678 date=1262100389]
The bluenoses have a song for Yossi, somethin to do with him only havin one shoe. Not really sure what the fuck its on about.
[/quote]

Could it be a song about a lad from Kirkby who failed to steal Yossi's socks but ended up only with his shoe?

Anyways 'Shoe' does rhyme with 'Jew' so maybe that's their 'clever' spin.. but surely not even the Bluenoses would fall that deep would they?
 
[quote author=themn link=topic=38137.msg1022688#msg1022688 date=1262100916]
I can't, I just have a feeling it'll be something anti-Semitic (rhyming "shoe" with "Jew&quot😉.

And, yes, I realise that footwear (or lack of it) in and of itself is not an indication of anything un-toward.

That "darkest things heard at the game" thread depressed the fuck out of me.
[/quote]
You beat me to it mate.

That would be just sad really if true.
 
I will find out when I see my bluenose mate and let you all know.

Bet you cant wait.
 
[quote author=Assulin link=topic=38137.msg1022443#msg1022443 date=1262052341]
[quote author=ILD link=topic=38137.msg1022442#msg1022442 date=1262052246]
This is the best festive chant ever.

You better watch out,
You better be aware,
He's good on the ground,
He's good in the air,
Santa Cruz is coming to town.
[/quote]

good on the ground?

crowds doesnt quite make sense
[/quote]

Sorry it was in fact a typo.
 
Best I've heard is the Fulham one to the tune of Amore:

If you're sat in Row Z
And the ball hit's your head
That's Zamora


Inspired.
 
[quote author=the_khl link=topic=38137.msg1022698#msg1022698 date=1262101108]
[quote author=Piedro link=topic=38137.msg1022678#msg1022678 date=1262100389]
The bluenoses have a song for Yossi, somethin to do with him only havin one shoe. Not really sure what the fuck its on about.
[/quote]

Could it be a song about a lad from Kirkby who failed to steal Yossi's socks but ended up only with his shoe?

Anyways 'Shoe' does rhyme with 'Jew' so maybe that's their 'clever' spin.. but surely not even the Bluenoses would fall that deep would they?
[/quote]

I heard a six/seven year old kid at a Everton game call Yobo a 'Useless ni**er cunt' & his dad & everyone round him join in & laugh whilst at their shed of a stadium, so it wouldnt surprise me in the slightest.
 
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=38137.msg1022922#msg1022922 date=1262115040]
[quote author=the_khl link=topic=38137.msg1022698#msg1022698 date=1262101108]
[quote author=Piedro link=topic=38137.msg1022678#msg1022678 date=1262100389]
The bluenoses have a song for Yossi, somethin to do with him only havin one shoe. Not really sure what the fuck its on about.
[/quote]

Could it be a song about a lad from Kirkby who failed to steal Yossi's socks but ended up only with his shoe?

Anyways 'Shoe' does rhyme with 'Jew' so maybe that's their 'clever' spin.. but surely not even the Bluenoses would fall that deep would they?
[/quote]

I heard a six/seven year old kid at a Everton game call Yobo a 'Useless ni**er cunt' & his dad & everyone round him join in & laugh whilst at their shed of a stadium, so it wouldnt surprise me in the slightest.
[/quote]

That's awful.
 
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