Why aren't we more excited about Origi?

[Woland]

Sturridge of 13/14 yes but that Sturridge is no more and people need to wake up to this.

The current Sturridge is a shadow of his former self and yet to score a league goal this season despite playing just 51 minutes less than Sturridge.

Impressive cloning skills though

 

[darkstarexodus]

Bearing in mind it was coined during the SAS season, it's not perhaps as 100% applicable as it was:

To the tune of D. A. N. C. E by Justice

He's S T, U D G E
England's Number 9,
Plays for Liverpool FC
Keeps scoring all the time
Left Citeh and left Chelsea
Cos they were not right
Now he plays for LFC
He's set the world alight

He's S T, U D G E
Scores his goals for LFC
Fuck Citeh and fuck Chelsea
Do the Dance, do the dance

(Do, doo doo)

Plays for a club that's got history

(Do the Dance)

We've got legends like Bill Shankly

(Do the Dance)

Plays for a club that's got history

(Do the Dance)

We've got legends like Bob Paisley

Etc etc

That's brilliant. Had never heard it.