RUMOUR: Manchester United have reached an agreement with Juventus on star Arturo Vidal say La Gazzetta dello Sport
Woodward: "Hello, my dear brother Gigi!"
Marotta: "Yes, speak? Who is that?"
Woodward: "It's Eddie here, Gigi."
Marotta: "Yes, speak? And you call me Mr. Marotta, okay?"
Woodward: "As you wish, my dear friend. So the purpose of this call, my - "
Marotta: "Yes, speak fast please? I am v-..."
Woodward: "Vidal! Yes, yes! That's what my purpose of this call is. Vidal, my, what a great player you have there!"
Marotta: "No no, I am very busy I mean. But yes, Vidal is wonderful player. The best. You agree?"
Woodward: "Of course, of course. Great, wonderful player. Best there is. I absolutely agree 120%."
Marotta: "Yes, good, good. We agree. Okay, now I rush to Norway for Champions League draw."
Woodward: "Oh yes, yes, Vidal, now he's what this call is about. Now, my dear-..."
Marotta: "Yes, I said we agree that Vidal is great player. Now I go catch plane for draw. We discuss there? Okay?"
Woodward: "Sure, at your con-..."
Marotta: "Wait wait wait... sorry sorry, I make mistake. Your name not appear in the list. I forget that Manchester are not in CL this year... My mistake. So maybe we talk next year?"
Woodward: "Hang on..."
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