The search for a new DM

[Buddha]

Oh hello…

 

[rubans]

Sign him for the tash alone.

 

[Markeh]

Had me at Flumenese

 

[Farkmaster]

Nah, Lavia is at least a cello in this analogy.

A dm is never a cello. A bass maybe.

What do you mean at least a cello, anyway. In a string quartet, or in anything really, the cello is the greatest instrument. What other option is there? Some needy fucking violin?

 

[bluebell]

Oh hello…

Wonder if @Fabio will start a thread?

 

[Modo]

I call bull

 

[rurikbird]

A dm is never a cello. A bass maybe.

What do you mean at least a cello, anyway. In a string quartet, or in anything really, the cello is the greatest instrument. What other option is there? Some needy fucking violin?

A Pirlo-like #6 is definitely a cello - providing both the foundation and subtle artistry to the ensemble. Viola is a Wijnaldum/Seedorf type.

 

[binomial]

Oh hello…

Sign.

And don’t wait until Jan.

 

[Farkmaster]

A Pirlo-like #6 is definitely a cello - providing both the foundation and subtle artistry to the ensemble. Viola is a Wijnaldum/Seedorf type.

Oh, I wasn't aware we were linked with a midfielder who invited comparisons with pirlo. I think they are closer to an actual physical cello, when used as a bludgeoning weapon, than pirlo.

 

[rurikbird]

Oh, I wasn't aware we were linked with a midfielder who invited comparisons with pirlo. I think they are closer to an actual physical cello, when used as a bludgeoning weapon, than pirlo.

Pirlo and Didi were mentioned several times in this video. This guy’s long passing is elite.

 

[Farkmaster]

Pirlo and Didi were mentioned several times in this video. This guy’s long passing is elite.

Garotting opposition midfielders with gut cores then repeatedly stabbing them with the sharpened end of his end pin and allowing their blood to drain down his neck and into his f hole has now been mentioned by me in this thread. So I guess he must be a cello.

 

[moron]

Hi Guys,

I am on holiday, so not sure whats going on but has Fabinho dog issue sorted and is he leaving or what ?

Moron

 

[Modo]

Hi Guys,

I am on holiday, so not sure whats going on but has Fabinho dog issue sorted and is he leaving or what ?

Moron

Yeah, we've sold Jones and bought Flava Flavia.

 

[King Binny]

Think it's Fulham as Palhinha's replacement.

 

[binomial]

How fucking annoying.

 

[Buddha]

*Rubs hands together

 

[tombrown]

BREAKING - Liverpool's new DM has just arrived at their camp in Singapore

 

[The Nomad]

Think it's Fulham as Palhinha's replacement.

£25m. Maybe worth a cheeky punt.

 

[Fabio]

£25m. Maybe worth a cheeky punt.

It absolutely is

 

[bluebell]

You need Koop alongside him

 

[moron]

That guy is not 20, i dont give a sgit what his passport or birth certificate says

 

[Modo]

BREAKING - Liverpool's new DM has just arrived at their camp in Singapore

You need Koop alongside him

I checked out some of his highlights. Seems like a liability imo.
Wins ball, try to dribble past the entire opposition, falls and either wins freekick or loses the ball. You can even see his teammates get frustrated on some of the clips. Worst kind of ballhog.

If you're curious:


Zero chance we want him

 

[moron]

I checked out some of his highlights. Seems like a liability imo.
Wins ball, try to dribble past the entire opposition, falls and either wins freekick or loses the ball. You can even see his teammates get frustrated on some of the clips.

Explains why with him the team Brazil lost 4-1 (4-2) to senegal

 

[rurikbird]

As far as I know, Andre is not a DM - more of a Thiago type. Best quality is progressing the ball in the first phase of the build-up - sometimes the Fluminense coach plays him at CB to improve their build-up. But he is not a defensive monster.

 

[Modo]

As far as I know, Andre is not a DM - more of a Thiago type. Best quality is progressing the ball in the first phase of the build-up - sometimes the Fluminense coach plays him at CB to improve their build-up. But he is not a defensive monster.

Says that he's DM everywhere. You're right though, he's not a traditional DM and he sure isn't a Thiago.
His passing range is decent but I didn't see anything extraordinary. Unlike when you see players like Xabi and Thiago play .

 

[Modo]

Explains why with him the team Brazil lost 4-1 (4-2) to senegal

 

[rurikbird]

Says that he's DM everywhere. You're right though, he's not a traditional DM and he sure isn't a Thiago.
His passing range is decent but I didn't see anything extraordinary. Unlike when you see players like Xabi and Thiago play .

He is Thiago-like in terms of dropping the shoulder and running past players. Passing-wise not so much.

 

[Raz]

I checked out some of his highlights. Seems like a liability imo.
Wins ball, try to dribble past the entire opposition, falls and either wins freekick or loses the ball. You can even see his teammates get frustrated on some of the clips. Worst kind of ballhog.

If you're curious:


Zero chance we want him

I actually like his directness. And yes, he does win the ball a lot and drives forward with it, many times getting hacked down. But they were all fouls.

 

[Modo]

He is Thiago-like in terms of dropping the shoulder and running past players. Passing-wise not so much.

Yeah true, they do kinda move the same way, but Thiago doesn't do it as often as this guy.

 

[Modo]

I actually like his directness. And yes, he does win the ball a lot and drives forward with it, many times getting hacked down. But they were all fouls.

It's cool in a highlights reel, but that shit doesn't fly in European football.
A top European coach would easily exploit that.