The preseason thread

[bluebell]

Fwank will guide them to the promised land:

Sack Race thread Frank has to be fav right?

 

[Bradley]

Fwank will guide them to the promised land:

They need to sack him now. It's going to happen by November anyway, better to do it now and get Fat Sam in so the players know how to do long throws ins and score from corners.

 

[Judge Jules]

Wonder if Vlad's Quiff, late of this parish, will double down on his usual bet each season that the blueslime get relegated.

 

[Red Astaire]

Wonder if Vlad's Quiff, late of this parish, will double down on his usual bet each season that the blueslime get relegated.

I miss Vlad. I had the pleasure of meeting him once. Sound fella.

 

[MomoWASright]

I miss Vlad. I had the pleasure of meeting him once. Sound fella.

Did he Impale-ya?

 

[Frogfish]

Wonder if Vlad's Quiff, late of this parish, will double down on his usual bet each season that the blueslime get relegated.

He usually got around 100/1 however it's going to be evens this time around, not worth his while !

 

[Woland]

Yeah my mate Phil does it every year but he's complaining about odds this year and is also backing them to finish last

 

[King Binny]

Fwank will guide them to the promised land:

 

[MomoWASright]

We got beat by Man U. No point laughing at the shite.

 

[Judge Jules]

Kind of agree, but we played about three different line-ups in that one game, including one or two players I had literally never heard of, plus we have Jürgen Klopp to tidy things up. They played their first XI and the guy who's got to pick the bones out of it all is, er, Frank Lampard.

 

[Woland]

Yeah, and... It's always worth laughing at the shite

 

[Hyena]

Did Keir Starmer just shit on Everton????

 

[Hansern]

 

[Buddha]

Shit getting real

 

[MomoWASright]

Kind of agree, but we played about three different line-ups in that one game, including one or two players I had literally never heard of, plus we have Jürgen Klopp to tidy things up. They played their first XI and the guy who's got to pick the bones out of it all is, er, Frank Lampard.

Still should beat the scum.

 

[Mystic]

Come on here to find out when our next game is, and it turns out its in 30mins, result.

 

[refugee]

Shit getting real

Is Davis playing in his Rangers shirt?

 

[Judge Jules]

Is Adrian the only keeper in the party or what?

 

[Hansern]

Is Adrian the only keeper in the party or what?

Harvey Davies as well

 

[Hansern]

1-0 Salah, great goal

 

[Shadey]

Boooom

 

[Fabio]

Where are people watching this?

 

[Hansern]

Adrian cant pass the ball to save his life

 

[dmishra]

Where are people watching this?

LFCTV

 

[Red Bird]

Still pedestrian pace from us and just short of a yard each time with ball at feet— ball seems to be getting away from us a tad after the first touch. And Adrian isn’t the only sh1t passer.

 

[King Binny]

 

[Red Bird]

Leipzig must be some way into preseason as they are collectively first to the 50-50s and their hassling is more effective.

 

[Hansern]

Decent half. Some good moments but also some sloppy ones. Still very pre season.

 

[Fabio]

Good bit of sloppiness from ibou at the end of the half. Thankfully nkunku was shite

 

[Fabio]

I'd quite like to see Nunez second half