Poll The name in the Envelope....

[doctor_mac]

So I didn't watch the Being Liverpool series but I gather Mr Rodgers telt the boys there was the name of a player in an envelope who would let him down. Who is the name in the envelope? Why? Is there a name in the envelope? I mean, is it a mind game? Is he wanting the players thinking "I'm not gonna have the fucker pull my name out and say, 'Telt ye, so I did'".

 

[Mamma Mia]

3 envelopes Doc. 3 names.

 

[Mamma Mia]

And yeah, pretty much for the reason you laid out.

 

[tombrown]

I got the DVD for Christmas - sad b;stard that I am 🙂

It was 3 envelopes with 3 names .... Cole, Downing & Enrique is my guess, but he has changed his mind on 1.5 of them

 

[Mamma Mia]

Nice thread though.

 

[Buddha]

Parlour mind trick, blank pages.

 

[Buddha]

...or Shelvey (joke)

 

[doctor_mac]

3 envelopes Doc. 3 names.

Fuck, I should've researched this. So 3 names? 1 will be great, 1 will let him down, one will...?

What's the craic? This thread is fucked already, isn't it?

 

[mark1975]

Is this all part of the psychology shit then? "I'll break the bastards who won't cut it!", so essentially anyone with brittle confidence in their own abilities is fucked. So are we then.

 

[cloggypop]

There is no spoon*







*Name in the envelope
.

 

[doctor_mac]

SORRY ROSS! I TRIED MATE BUT THIS THREAD IS FUCKED!

*searches for Barry transfer thread instead*

 

[tombrown]

I'll have a P please Bob

 

[Mamma Mia]

One of them has gotta be Bruce Dickinson.

 

[Mamma Mia]

Fuck, I should've researched this. So 3 names? 1 will be great, 1 will let him down, one will...?

What's the craic? This thread is fucked already, isn't it?

3 players who will let us down.

Probably blank or some joke at the end. Never gonna be names of any of our players.

 

[Athens]

It's just like the final scene in Seven.

WHAT'S IN THE BOX!?

In my wildest dreams it's Ferguson's head in the box.

 

[Mamma Mia]

I haven't actually watched it either.

Did he say 3 players or 3 people?

 

[doctor_mac]

One of them has gotta be Bruce Dickinson.

Cryptic. Being a pilot? Being ex-air raid sirenesque frontman for Iron Maiden?

 

[doctor_mac]

I wish I'd thought about this for 5 minutes before creating a thread.

 

[Rosco]

Howard Webb is one of them

 

[mark1975]

I wish I'd thought about this for 5 minutes before creating a thread.

Ergo... It'll end up in the vault, always the way!

 

[Mamma Mia]

Cryptic. Being a pilot? Being ex-air raid sirenesque frontman for Iron Maiden?

A pilot who has flown the team in the past, may do so again, and 'let us down'.

Shit joke, 'cos a shit joke is what I half expect to be in the envelopes.

 

[doctor_mac]

A pilot who has flown the team in the past, may do so again, and 'let us down'.

Shit joke, 'cos a shit joke is what I half expect to be in the envelopes.

That's what I thought you meant actually.

 

[doctor_mac]

End of the season, team meeting. Time to open the envelopes.


So 'am shore yousuns want telt whoose in thon envelopes. In the first.. *draws out piece of paper .*pregnant pause* ...is a name you'll all know. Mr *pause* Ca... *looks towards Carra*...Mr Caaa....






Camplacency. Mr Camplacency. Mr Camplacency has cost us 10 points this season. The second name is Mr.....Rei *looks at Reina*, Mr Reiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii........Reiiiiii.....Reiiiiiii ....






Mr Reining in our ambition. Mr Reining in our ambition has cost us 10 points this year. We cannot limit our ambitions at this club. The third name, the third name is Mr Dow..*looks at Downing* Mr Dowwwwwww, Mr Dowwwww...






Mr Downing. He's been shite this season.

 

[gene hughes]

Jeeze Doc, what a clusterfuck of a thread. LOL.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Ha ha ha. Love it. Surely by now it would be Sahin Cole and Shevley

 

[the_khl]

Michu scored again.

 

[Mors]

I'd have shelvey, cole, downing in them. Downing seems to be worming his way out of a crease, cole's in the post, and shelvey seems to be now inside a 2nd envelope.

 

[mark1975]

Ha ha ha. Love it. Surely by now it would be Şahin Cole and Shevley

Why Shelvey? He's 22, playing his first full season of Premiership football and has a couple of goals. So he hit a poor form for a while, he's not the only one and he's young so it's inevitably going to happen. He's done more overall in his Liverpool career so far than the £30m pair in centre midfield whom everyone seem content to give time to, and he cost a fraction of the price.

The haters on here make me laugh, give the kids a fucking break you impatient cunts.

 

[refugee]

It's going to be something shit isn't it? He will open the envelopes and read out something like sloth, vanity and the economy and everyone will die a little inside.

 

[mark1975]

It'd be funny if it's Stevie.