Go on then... I’m not googling it.
He was a racist?
Go on then... I’m not googling it.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=12 inch pianistGo on then... I’m not googling it.
It's standard school yard stuff.Gotta give it to Holgate that's some quick thinking there. Deplorable but hey...
Like I said, standard schoolyard stuff.Lastly, on the idea that he'd have to be some Machiavellian genius to lie? What, like when a small child's disapproving mother shows up to render summary judgment, and they cry and point at their brother and say he hit me? That fucking stroke of genius? Like when the same thing happens every few weeks with an aggrieved player charging at the cunt who fouled him, then they go down clutching their face?
That's a smart move, one day he thought to himself, 'I've got to get out of this sinking ship. I can go the Coutinho route or maybe the Riera route, nah...I'll just make people think I'm a racist'.How can we be not sure that this is an attempt by Firminio to start his exit out of LFC....maybe going down the Suarez route.....if so then pity the first victim from his bite !!!
Gonna take them weeks to find an angle, and I'm not talking camera angles.By the way, we keep talking about this but when do we expect word from the FA to clear it up? Feels like it’s already been dragging on far too long.
Yeah, but you’re scratching your head going, did I hear this cunt right. You’re not telling a third party with certainty ‘this is what he said’.
Pat: I've misheard people, as we all have, but not to the extent that what I heard was "nothing like what they actually said". There's always been some resemblance.
And how would you know it's not that uncommon?
By the way Fabio, I've said from the start, it is possible he misconstrued. I just think it is more likely he has been opportunistic. I don't think accusing someone of saying something like that should be taken lightly. You should be fucking certain.
Do you really think he had the quickness of mind to come up with that plan in the heat of the moment in the split second?
Nah no chance.
He thought he heard it but it wasn't said. End of really.
Time to go back into @StevieM ‘s closet Dreamy.I've had that happen to me on both ends of the miscommunications. Where you scratch your head and think how the fuck did I hear that or how the fuck did they hear that.
There are literally millions of people coming up with more elaborate lies in that amount of time every day. What kind of weird childhood and adolescence did you have where you didn't learn to formulate plausible lies that quickly?
Time to go back into @StevieM ‘s closet Dreamy.
Why bother typing all that
They've done cognitive tests on toddlers, many of whom will instinctively lie or blame another toddler for something they've done (usually taking a treat or playing with a toy they've been asked not to touch). Humans are hard-wired to attempt to avoid culpability for things. So if a toddler can manage this kind of cerebral feat, I'd imagine it is within Holgate's capabilities.Do you really think he had the quickness of mind to come up with that plan in the heat of the moment in the split second?
Nah no chance.
He thought he heard it but it wasn't said. End of really.
I've said what the reasonable course of action is already. Shoot Holgate in the cock and balls. I have written to the FA demanding satisfaction.
If its the last one then either you typed that post on your phone, in which case major kudos for your mobile typing skills, or you took a laptop into the bog with you, in which case ... yeugh!!!Pick any or all of Bored/drunk/taking an extra long dump.