Swansea Match Thread

[darkstarexodus]

Fuck yes.

Cabin doors about to close, going to lose all connection. Great news going into the Internet blackout!

 

[willby]

Pen and no card ?

 

[Molbystwin]

I never watch pens either...

I should be manager

 

[DHSC]

Henderson coming on.

 

[darkstarexodus]

"We cant be sure if it was deliberate" - IT DOESNT FUCKING MATTER HE BLOCKED THE CROSS BY HAVING HIS ARM AWAY FROM HIS BODY.

The standard of commentary in football is shocking in comparison to, well, really every other sport.

Bunch of fucking wankers

 

[FoxForceFive]

We best not fuck this up now.

 

[Mystic]

Did Milner blow a fucking kiss?

 

[DHSC]

Firmino off

 

[Red Mullet]

Hendo

 

[Holle]

Hendo for Firmino.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Hendo & sturridge on please.

Make the ball stick.

 

[keniget]

Harsh pen IMO

 

[FoxForceFive]

That'll do. Ta Jurgen.

 

[Holle]

Did Milner blow a fucking kiss?

He can bite his fucking hand for all I care.

As long as he scores.

 

[Mystic]

Henderson 😀

 

[Red Mullet]

Harsh pen IMO

But you'll take it 🙂

 

[FoxForceFive]

Silly tackle Martin.

 

[keniget]

But you'll take it 🙂

I'm not complaining!

 

[cloggypop]

Mig kicked it past the half way line to one of our own players there!

 

[Mystic]

Time to bring on Sturridge, they're going to push forward and he can hit them on the break.

 

[Red Mullet]

Mig kicked it past the half way line to one of our own players there!

Within a few seconds of catching it as well.

 

[DHSC]

Studge coming on

 

[DHSC]

Now thats a bench.

 

[Molbystwin]

STURRIDGE!!!!!!!

O M G

 

[FoxForceFive]

Come on Daniel, make sure we clinch the points with a nice strike to mark your return.

 

[Red Mullet]

STURRIDGE!!!!!!!

O M G

Please please please please please don't get injured.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Mig kicked it past the half way line to one of our own players there!

Mental that is. Maybe they've given him a bionic leg that a coach controls remotely.

 

[Red Mullet]

Mental that is. Maybe they've given him a bionic leg that a coach controls remotely.

That's probably why he held on the ball so long last time. They lost the connection - never trust bluetooth.

 

[Molbystwin]

At times Can looks silky as hell...

Like a footballing equivalent of the bloke who used to deliver them black magic chocolates to the saucy bird in them adverts

 

[DHSC]

Ooooh that was close