Suarez > Torres (at his peak)

[Fabio]

Thats 4 top strikers in 15 or so years. Utd have had Cole, Rooney, Horseface and RVP.

Yorke?
Teddy?
Ronaldo (scored enoigh)

 

[iseered]

Yorke?
Teddy?
Ronaldo (scored enoigh)

Are you Irish as well?

 

[nealmac]

I think he meant color blind, Farkmaster.

Indeed.

Which is why I said "colourblind" 😉

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

Thats 4 top strikers in 15 or so years. Utd have had Cole, Rooney, Horseface and RVP.

Ronaldo?

 

[Fabio]

Pretty sure they've had more.

Anyway, It's not that they've had top strikers, it's that they've had top players playing around their top strikers.

Except in CM, where they've had Scholes...

 

[themn]

Yorke?
Teddy?
Ronaldo (scored enoigh)

The Baby-Faced Assassin (be fucked if I'm fucking his name up after yesterday's Pardew-gate).

 

[gene hughes]

Best Post-Rush forwards in order

1. Torres
2. Fowler
3. Suarez
4. Owen
5. Kuyt
6. Collymore
7. Garcia
8. Bellamy
9. Heskey
10. Crouch
12. Spanish bloke name began with M, slower than a constipated glacier
13. Cisse
14. Voronin
15. Diouf

 

[Fabio]

The Baby-Faced Assassin (be fucked if I'm fucking his name up after yesterday's Pardew-gate).

Javier Hernandez.

Certainly one if the best poachers in football atm

 

[nealmac]

Ronaldo?

Que the old "Ronaldo's not a striker" argument.....

 

[gene hughes]

Indeed.

Which is why I said "colourblind" 😉

hahahaha

 

[Fabio]

Que the old "Ronaldo's not a striker" argument.....

Pretty sure they've had more.

Anyway, It's not that they've had top strikers, it's that they've had top players playing around their top strikers.

Except in CM, where they've had Scholes...

 

[themn]

Javier Hernandez.

Certainly one if the best poachers in football atm

Tevez.

 

[Fabio]

Macheda pretty much won them a title

 

[nealmac]

Best Post-Rush forwards in order

1. Torres
2. Fowler
3. Suarez
4. Owen
5. Kuyt
6. Collymore
7. Garcia
8. Bellamy
9. Heskey
10. Crouch
12. Spanish bloke name began with M, slower than a constipated glacier
13. Cisse
14. Voronin
15. Diouf

No 11? Therefore this list is void.

 

[gene hughes]

Sorry 11, was supposed to be Riedle

 

[nealmac]

Sorry 11, was supposed to be Riedle

Better than Cisse? No way.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Baros is missing and no way is he worse than Voronin.

 

[Fabio]

N'goals was better than voronin


Fuck this shit

 

[nealmac]

Gene, the golden rule of SCM:

DON'T MAKE FUCKIN LISTS!

 

[gene hughes]

1. Torres
2. Fowler
3. Suarez
4. Owen
5. Kuyt
6. Collymore
7. Garcia
8. Bellamy
9. Heskey
10. Crouch
11. Riedle
12. Baros
13. Spanish bloke name began with M, slower than a constipated glacier
14. Cisse
15. N'Gog
16. Sinama-Pongolle
17. Mellor
18. Le Tallec
19. Voronin
20. Diouf

 

[nealmac]

1. Torres
2. Fowler
3. Suarez
4. Owen
5. Kuyt
6. Collymore
7. Garcia
8. Bellamy
9. Heskey
10. Crouch
11. Riedle
12. Baros
13. Spanish bloke name began with M, slower than a constipated glacier
14. Cisse
15. N'Gog
16. Sinama-Pongolle
17. Mellor
18. Le Tallec
19. Voronin
20. Diouf

No Titi?

 

[gene hughes]

1. Torres
2. Fowler
3. Suarez
4. Owen
5. Kuyt
6. Collymore
7. Garcia
8. Bellamy
9. Heskey
10. Crouch
11. Riedle
12. Baros
13. Spanish bloke name began with M, slower than a constipated glacier
14. Cisse
15. Camara
16. N'Gog
17. Sinama-Pongolle
18. Mellor
19. Le Tallec
20. Voronin
21. Diouf

 

[nealmac]

Gene, you suck at lists.

 

[gene hughes]

How so? That's the best list of Liverpool's post-Rush strikers ranked in order of greatness that I've ever seen.

 

[nealmac]

Ok then. You suck at getting it right first time. And second time, for that matter 😉

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Erik Meijer, Milan Jovanovic, Nicolas Anelka, if you count loans...

... and the elephant in the room - where's Andy Fucking Carroll?

 

[nealmac]

Also, wasn't Aldo post Rush? I know they played together at one point but I thought Aldo was there for another season or so.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Also, wasn't Aldo post Rush? I know they played together at one point but I thought Aldo was there for another season or so.

He was post-Rush and pre-Rush but not post-Rush again. So I suppose he doesn't count as post-Rush here?

 

[nealmac]

Pre Rush? Are you sure about that?

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Pre-Rush if you consider he was there before Rush when Rush returned? Just being cheeky.