Stoke vs Liverpool - Match Thread..

[6TimesaRed]

Cheeky goal...

Played route one football, picked shawcrosses's pocket... goal...

 

[Mystic]

I think that's a classic goal where someone's reputation made it, all three of the players were worried about Suarez there because everyone knows Suarez gives nothing up, Suarez took advantage of that, thankfully 🙂

 

[Leo]

Hey Butland where is your Olympic heroic performance today you massive gimp.

 

[dee]

The fuck is a genetic moustache and why wouldn't the blokes have them?!

I meant generic - and the blokes thing was supposed to be a pun

 

[Fabio]

HA AHAHAHAHAHA 14 crosses from Stoke, 3 have found someone. That's shocking.

3 of our 4 found our lads

 

[Leo]

Lucas causes minor earthquake there.

 

[Fabio]

I meant generic - and the blokes thing was supposed to be a pun

I like genetic moustaches more

 

[Mystic]

As Jon keeps saying, this game is far from over, we've been lucky to have the lead, Stoke look dangerous.

 

[DHSC]

Lucas will have to be substituted at half time due to a altitude sickness.

 

[Fabio]

As Jon keeps saying, this game is far from over, we've been lucky to have the lead, Stoke look dangerous.

Stoke look dangerous from crosses. Cissokho needs a bit more help and then we'll be fine

 

[Red Bird]

Phew. Nought the referee can do with that, although I thought he was tempted to blow for a foul on Shawcross (I know!). Ticker has settled down a bit.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I think that's a classic goal where someone's reputation made it, all three of the players were worried about Suarez there because everyone knows Suarez gives nothing up, Suarez took advantage of that, thankfully 🙂

Yeah he just pulled faces at them & let them run into each other, cartoon style, as they panicked then stole the ball.

Quality.

 

[Fabio]

Johnson crosses it, chest height, directly in to the first man

He's fucking woeful

 

[RedZeppelin III]

johnson looks sloppy and lazy again today . He needs some decent competition and a dropping .

 

[Markeh]

Suarez is just ridiculously sharp he tries to read absolutely everything and gain advantage on it. He didn't do anything amazing there except get himself into the right place to capitalise on the mistakes.

 

[Fabio]

Sterling on his way to man of the match performance

 

[Leo]

Glen Johnson get moving you lazy shithouse.

 

[Comical Aly]

We're making a team look like us defensively when we're at our worst.

 

[ClassicGirl14]

My mom thinks Stoke looks like cotton candy vendors.

 

[dee]

I like genetic moustaches more

Well, all facial hair is genetic Ireally

Stoke's a hole and I never want to go there again

 

[Mystic]

Sturridge is gonna struggle to take Sterlings place in the team at this rate.

 

[Fabio]

My mom thinks Stoke looks like cotton candy vendors.

Looks like most of them eat a lot of the product too

 

[FoxForceFive]

As Jon keeps saying, this game is far from over, we've been lucky to have the lead, Stoke look dangerous.

The amount of set pieces worry me, what with us looking shite at defending them.

Ah bollocks. 2-1.

 

[Shadey]

2-1 crouchio

 

[DHSC]

Sturridge is gonna struggle to take Sterlings place in the team at this rate.

He can take Gerard's.

#blasphemy

 

[Buddha]

Feck arse

 

[dee]

Crouch doesn't celebrate - I'd rather he hadn't scored

 

[Leo]

Fuck off.
No effort to block that cross.

 

[Molbystwin]

Lovely Crouch header....

Bollox

 

[DHSC]

Awful defending.

Dicks.