Stoke vs Liverpool - Match Thread..

[Modo]

Why Gerrard? Play it simple.

 

[Fabio]

Tbf there was no one near for him to play it simple to.

No need to twat it to the opposite corner flag though

 

[Leo]

Niall Quinn dropping subtle hints about our league chances.
Must be a huge fence.

 

[Farkmaster]

Johnson is getting to the top of the box when sterling has the ball at every opportunity.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Wouldn't fancy clashing heads with toure. He didn't even feel it.

 

[DHSC]

That's not a foul on crouch surely.

 

[Hansern]

We're 1-0 up last season aswell. BRICKING IT!

 

[ILD]

Was Crouch crying there for a bit?

 

[Shadey]

Skittles again pulling them sodding shirts

 

[Leo]

Don't start already Skrtel.

 

[Buddha]

When the fuck will Skrtel learn about tugging shirts in the box?

 

[dee]

Sktel obviously never watches re-runs of Sky/BT as they constantly spot his shirt holding

 

[DHSC]

Is that Walters on the ground?

Fanny

 

[ClassicGirl14]

Stoke is a bit...odd?

 

[WhyAlwaysMe?]

Skrtel is a dick.

 

[Buddha]

C'mon, lets get another early goal and make this comfortable

 

[DHSC]

The old offside after a throw in routine. We used to be great at that.

 

[FoxForceFive]

C'mon, lets get another early goal and make this comfortable

I still won't be comfortable at 2nil.

 

[Farkmaster]

Sktel obviously never watches re-runs of Sky/BT as they constantly spot his shirt holding

If he didn't foul he'd concede more goals. For now the risk has paid off, the only problem is he's not learning how to actually defend and position himself.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Lucas injured? Shoulder?

 

[DHSC]

Fuck off Walters.

 

[Fabio]

Gerrard is having a go today.

I like that

 

[FoxForceFive]

Gerrard making a point to Walters there. Nice one.

 

[Fabio]

Until I curse him

 

[DHSC]

Lucas was in the penalty box. Wow.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Sloppy passing today.

 

[Fabio]

Lucas was in the penalty box. Wow.

That was a mirage

I think

I hope..

 

[ILD]

Nice teamwork from Lucas and Gerrard to perform a doomsday device on Walters.

 

[Buddha]

Stoke playing well.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Coutinho really needs shooting lessons.