So er.. the match at the weekend..

[Judge Jules]

Furry muff.

 

[Hyena]

I really hope our manager isn't dumb enough to announce his team sheet to the opposing side via "bib theory" three days before every match...

 

[mark1975]

I really hope our manager isn't dumb enough to announce his team sheet to the opposing side via "bib theory" three days before every match...

Well it was wrong against Arsenal, so even throwing out a 'fake' bib theory didn't work, cos we got battered.

 

[jan]

Yea I'm glad we kept him, he'll come in handy over the season.

Exciting to think Suso, Shelvey, Sterling could be involved as well as the young lads at fullback and the Yesil guy

I doubt that Robinson and Yesil will be involved after playing for the reserves 2 days ago

 

[the count]

Well it was wrong against Arsenal, so even throwing out a 'fake' bib theory didn't work, cos we got battered.

I think it was wrong because it had Robinson starting ahead of Enrique, who had an injury concern prior to the game. It could well have been that Enrique didn't take part in full training that day so Robinson took his spot.

 

[the count]

This Is Anfield ‏@thisisanfield
Liverpool and Sunderland players will wear black armbands in respect for the 96 in this evening's game. #JFT96 #LFC #SAFC

 

[Modo]

Feel sorry for Lucas.

14 Sep​

Lucas Leiva ‏@LucasLeiva87
It is been a difficult period of my career that's why I haven't tweet much.

 

[DHSC]

Don't we always lose to Martin O'Neill's teams?

 

[jan]

Don't we always lose to Martin O'Neill's teams?

Nah, I think it's usually an extremely boring goalless draw. At least in the recent years, the most boring matches I can remember were against Villa

 

[Ossi]

WTF is "bib theory"?

 

[Rosco]

WTF is "bib theory"?

If a player is wearing the green bib in training, he is likely to be starting the game. Unless it's Joe Cole - then the bib is worn to catch as much of his saliva as possible.

 

[Modo]

People, I think it's time to analyse photos from today's training.

So, after applying the bib-theory I've determined that we'll start with the following line up.

Reina, Kelly, Skrts, Agger, Glenjo, Shelves, Allen, Gerrard, Borini, Suarez, Sterling

You're welcome.
PS. shhhhhh....don't tell anyone.

This is the bib theory.

 

[doctor_mac]

That's a good team.

 

[OLD_Lewy]

suso said on twitter yesterday he's in the squad

 

[Wilko7]

Can't say that I'm a huge fan of our players using twitter with information such as this.

 

[SummerOnions]

Can't say that I'm a huge fan of our players using twitter with information such as this.

Whilst i may normally agree, i can't imagine Martin O'Neill worrying about how to stop Suso with his tactics.

 

[themn]

suso said on twitter yesterday he's in the squad

Yep, I posted the tweet....in this thread.

Can't say that I'm a huge fan of our players using twitter with information such as this.

Quick, let's get Suso to Ecuador's embassy !

 

[mark1975]

I hope he braves it though with Suso and gives him a shot on the bench, no point having three defenders on there like the other week.

 

[Markeh]

Isn't there a league or leagues in europe that allow 11 players on the bench? I thought it was portugal but I don't see it mentioned anywhere, did I imagine that or is it true?

 

[SaintGeorge67]

Maybe Italy. Someone definitely does.

 

[OLD_Lewy]

Yep, I posted the tweet....in this thread.!

Maybe i have you on ignore 😉

 

[themn]

Maybe i have you on ignore 😉

Wouldn't blame you.

 

[the_dude]

i've instinctively ignored lewy since primary school

 

[OLD_Lewy]

I'm the kevin bacon of reality, I'm everywhere and never noticed, and if I am it's as a pervert or a pretty effeminate dancer. I found an old school report from childwall the other day actually, my P.E report from like year 4 said, and im completely serious here, "Lewis is very effective at conveying his emotions through dance".......

oh yeah, I was a smooth little weirdo

 

[themn]

i've instinctively ignored lewy since primary school

He's very whiney recently.


"Whaaaaa, I've broke me nose, what shall I do, I'm scared !"

"Whaaaaaa, I don't want any stupid tv shows, except 'Breaking Bad'...WHAAAAAAAA !!"

 

[OLD_Lewy]

He's very whiney recently.


"Whaaaaa, I've broke me nose, what shall I do, I'm scared !"

"Whaaaaaa, I don't want any stupid tv shows, except 'Breaking Bad'...WHAAAAAAAA !!"

Im slightly convinced I broke my own nose actually, I was going to sleep last night and somehow really forcefully twated myself in the face with a closed fist

 

[themn]

Im slightly convinced I broke my own nose actually, I was going to sleep last night and somehow really forcefully twated myself in the face with a closed fist

You're obviously possessed by the malevolent Skully Sprite.

 

[the_dude]

Im slightly convinced I broke my own nose actually, I was going to sleep last night and somehow really forcefully twated myself in the face with a closed fist

aw, you miss skully

 

[the_dude]

fuck off themn i get to do skully jokes not you!

 

[themn]

Alright, alright, don't tell ya mum !


EDIT: this is not a "mum" joke, btw.

I don't do those.

It's a reference to something the dude said ages ago.