SCM Transfer Committee

[FoxForceFive]

So, the club have a transfer committee, aimed at reducing costly mistakes & strengthening the side in the process.

I want you to all suggest five posters who you would have on the SCM transfer committee & why?

 

[cloggypop]

Binny for his research skills.

 

[doctor_mac]

Pesam for his knowledge of talent coming through in the lower leagues.

 

[Athens]

Dantes to scour the legal paperwork so we don't get shafted by sly agents.

 

[doctor_mac]

Rurikbird. Seems to know his shit.

 

[doctor_mac]

Neets. Will make us look progressive to have a woman in our committee. And she can make tea and sandwiches for the meetings.

 

[tombrown]

Mr Rosco to talk down to everyone else & tell them what's what

 

[Mystic]

Me, because in a democracy, even idiots get a voice.

 

[juniormember]

Oncy as the spokesperson for the comity. To initially excite the public about the sittest signings in our history.

 

[cloggypop]

Khl so we sign that Danish lad with the AWOL hair.

 

[Ryan]

Dreamy.

So we can finally sign:

Amir Zaki
Kevin Doyle
Stephen Hunt
and Joey Barton

 

[mark1975]

Rosco, so we can have a team of 15 year olds on 50p a week, with an annual squad turnaround as players approach 16/17 and start to get a bit too close to peak age, avoiding risk of ego pampering etc. Obviously everything contractual has to be stipulated in some book somewhere, written by someone who's opinion can't be challenged, just because they wrote it in a book.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Dr John as Stadium Announcer.

 

[Rosco]

Mr Rosco to talk down to everyone else & tell them what's what

You can be on my committee Tom.

Along with Hansern - who'll suggest we sign every player mentioned on Twitter

Binny - to dig up dirt on the players

And rurikbird/ dmishra to tell us if they're any good.

 

[Rosco]

Rosco, so we can have a team of 15 year olds on 50p a week, with an annual squad turnaround as players approach 16/17 and start to get a bit too close to peak age, avoiding risk of ego pampering etc. Obviously everything contractual has to be stipulated in some book somewhere, written by someone who's opinion can't be challenged, just because they wrote it in a book.

It's amazing how bitter people get when they're wrong about something and get corrected

 

[mark1975]

It's amazing how bitter people get when they're wrong about something and get corrected

Whatever, you dullard. Been corrected about what? That clauses protect players? I agreed with you, I also said they can be utilised to the benefit of a club too, which is true and which you'd acknowledge if you weren't stuck in a fucking book.

 

[cloggypop]

Mod wars. Terrible thing. You can't ignore a mod and you would need a separate independent mod to knock their heads together.

 

[keniget]

Cloggypop - Dutch league
KHL - Scando leagues
Pesam - English lower leagues
Rurik - Eastern European leagues and good all-rounder
Holle - German football

I don't think we have anyone that follows S.American football, do we?

 

[mark1975]

Cloggypop - Dutch league
KHL - Scando leagues
Pesam - English lower leagues
Rurik - Eastern European leagues and good all-rounder
Holle - German football

I don't think we have anyone that follows S.American football, do we?

Modo?

 

[Ryan]

Cloggypop - Dutch league
KHL - Scando leagues
Pesam - English lower leagues
Rurik - Eastern European leagues and good all-rounder
Holle - German football

I don't think we have anyone that follows S.American football, do we?

You forgot:

Ryan - Knows the most about football.

You can add that in mate whenever you like.

 

[Athens]

If they asked me advice we would have no problem signing Popadoalopasnuffleupagus.

The secret would be to offer jobs to his cousins.

 

[keniget]

You forgot:

Ryan - Knows the most about football.

You can add that in mate whenever you like.

Ha! You want the Dalglish style Honorary President role?

 

[mark1975]

Ha! You want the Dalglish style Honorary President role?

Don't mention Dalgish, fucking hell.

 

[Holle]

Cloggypop - Dutch league
KHL - Scando leagues
Pesam - English lower leagues
Rurik - Eastern European leagues and good all-rounder
Holle - German football

I don't think we have anyone that follows S.American football, do we?

Oooooh. Thank you, I'm flattered!

 

[cloggypop]

Cloggypop - Dutch league
KHL - Scando leagues
Pesam - English lower leagues
Rurik - Eastern European leagues and good all-rounder
Holle - German football

I don't think we have anyone that follows S.American football, do we?

Ta but Khl and Hansern probably watch more Dutch footy than me.

 

[Oncy]

Rosco
Ryan
GkMacca
Keniget
ILD

 

[refugee]

Rosco
Ryan
GkMacca
Keniget
ILD

What have ILD and Keniget done to you? This would turn into a war

 

[Spionkop69]

Surely any Champ Man players will do for this committee?

 

[Fabio]

I'm a fifa player.

Sign Yaya Banana!

 

[Spionkop69]

I'm a fifa player.

Sign Yaya Banana!

FIFA player? Pah!