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Raaaaatingggsss vs Mighty Wolves

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manwithnoname

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Bravo old man. Bravo.
Banned
Utter, turgid fucking shit

Reina - 6 (ok)
Carra - 5 (better second half)
Zorba - 6 (best defender)
Skittles - 5 (doyle gave him problems)
Insewer - 3 (utterly useless fat cunt, fuck off)

Steptoe - 5 (slow)
The Invisible Cunt - n/a (fucking get out of my club)
Masher - 4 (passing like a MWP)
Maxi - 5 (a glacier)

Gerrard - 4 (not fit)

Kuyt - 5 (one shot. Wide)

Benitez - Go away. Resign. Whatever.
 
I hate Lucas with a passion, and it's increasing every minute.

Why didn't pull him off and put Aqua on, the game screamed for some creativity and flair.

But NO, let's keep the good professional on
 
[quote author=Hansern link=topic=38661.msg1043601#msg1043601 date=1264542215]
I hate Lucas with a passion, and it's increasing every minute.

Why didn't pull him off and put Aqua on, the game screamed for some creativity and flair.

But NO, let's keep the good professional on
[/quote]

Probably because he was "controlling the game" again, hahaha
 
I hate Lucarse, The Invisible Cunt, with a passion that could extinguish stars

He's a cancer in this team, and sums up every single thing wrong about Benitez and his footballing philosophy
 
[quote author=thelurker link=topic=38661.msg1043593#msg1043593 date=1264542160]
That was quick.

whats a MWP?
[/quote]

Mad woman's piss.
 
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=38661.msg1043628#msg1043628 date=1264542529]
I hate Lucarse, The Invisible Cunt, with a passion that could extinguish stars

He's a cancer in this team, and sums up every single thing wrong about Benitez and his footballing philosophy
[/quote]

I don't think he was any worse than half the players around him, but that doesn't justify the inclusion of him and Masher together. They're the worst partnership in most games, especially ones against shite like Wolves.
 
I can't believe anyone can actually be bothered to rate them all individually. They were all shit.

Aquaface gets MOTM.

Flippin bullshit
 
Wow, is that the same Lucas?
That is exactly the type of player we need right now.
Someone who can pick a killer ball and chips in with a goal every now and then, what has happened to him?
 
[quote author=Stu link=topic=38661.msg1043654#msg1043654 date=1264542942]
Wow, is that the same Lucas?
That is exactly the type of player we need right now.
Someone who can pick a killer ball and chips in with a goal every now and then, what has happened to him?
[/quote]
He's been Rafa'd.
 
[quote author=Stu link=topic=38661.msg1043654#msg1043654 date=1264542942]
Wow, is that the same Lucas?
That is exactly the type of player we need right now.
Someone who can pick a killer ball and chips in with a goal every now and then, what has happened to him?
[/quote]

He came to a play in a good league ?
 
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=38661.msg1043653#msg1043653 date=1264542937]
Benitez: 0

Honestly, bring back Roy Evans. I mean it.
[/quote]

At least we knew how to flipping pass the ball.
 
[quote author=Niall K link=topic=38661.msg1043672#msg1043672 date=1264543483]
[quote author=Stu link=topic=38661.msg1043654#msg1043654 date=1264542942]
Wow, is that the same Lucas?
That is exactly the type of player we need right now.
Someone who can pick a killer ball and chips in with a goal every now and then, what has happened to him?
[/quote]

He came to a play in a good league ?
[/quote]

Perhaps, but you can either shoot and pass or not.
In that video he looks like he can do both of those things.
Now he looks, well, he looks like Lucas.
 
[quote author=Stu link=topic=38661.msg1043676#msg1043676 date=1264543585]
Perhaps, but you can either shoot and pass or not.
In that video he looks like he can do both of those things.
Now he looks, well, he looks like Lucas.
[/quote]

I don't believe they practice pass and move attacking play in training at all.
 
[quote author=Stu link=topic=38661.msg1043676#msg1043676 date=1264543585]
[quote author=Niall K link=topic=38661.msg1043672#msg1043672 date=1264543483]
[quote author=Stu link=topic=38661.msg1043654#msg1043654 date=1264542942]
Wow, is that the same Lucas?
That is exactly the type of player we need right now.
Someone who can pick a killer ball and chips in with a goal every now and then, what has happened to him?
[/quote]

He came to a play in a good league ?
[/quote]

Perhaps, but you can either shoot and pass or not.
In that video he looks like he can do both of those things.
Now he looks, well, he looks like Lucas.
[/quote]

I've learned not to get too excited about youtube compilations. They tend to be somewhat biased.
 
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=38661.msg1043683#msg1043683 date=1264543759]
[quote author=Stu link=topic=38661.msg1043676#msg1043676 date=1264543585]
Perhaps, but you can either shoot and pass or not.
In that video he looks like he can do both of those things.
Now he looks, well, he looks like Lucas.
[/quote]

I don't believe they practice pass and move attacking play in training at all.
[/quote]

One of our former players said that, can't remember which one.

Hi Robin, btw.
 
As for the rating, everyone was poor. No one stood out bar N'Gog who at least was positive in his play. Changes should have been made to shake it up. Aqualani, Babel or Degen should have gotten a run to freshen thins up.

We we're at nothing first half and continued to do nothing in the 2nd. 0-0. Summed up the game perfectly.
 
reina 5 took a pounding from their striker trying to rescue insua. id rather cavaleria played and for him to have been hit instead
carragher 4 too old to play right back. id rather he duct taped benitez, put him in the boot, and took temporary charge as player manager
greek 4 was ok, except his age and his offensive haircut make me hate him and wish darby played instead
skrtel 4 im afraid to say anything about him
insua 2 fuck you
maxi 4 good u cunt, u deserve to see out your career in the freezing wet cold it makes me happy u fucking turd. catch pneumonia
lucas 2 fuck you
mascher 4 shit, but his previous performances for us still count for a lot, and he's a player who im sure hates benitez as much as us
riera 4 hahahaha idiot you should have played like a shit cunt, then you'd have seen out the 90mins
gerrard 4 mopey son of a bitch, he's the one that advocated benitez and continually speaks highly of him. so fuck you finish your
career without another medal you delluded fuck
kuyt 4 didn't score, didn't even shoot, fuck his fucking "hard work" i wish pacheco played instead

ngog 5 fucking just pissed me off that even a lame excuse of a stiker can come on and comfotably be our most creative player

benitez 1 at the next away game. put this shit team up in a 1 star b&b. with bunk beds, really old weakening bunk beds. and you take the
bunk above lucas. how does that sound, can you do that for the fans?
 
[quote author=ILD link=topic=38661.msg1043709#msg1043709 date=1264545078]
Layred, can you please say fucking instead of flipping? Haha.
[/quote]

Ha, no, the first part of my user name prevents me from it.
 
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=38661.msg1043717#msg1043717 date=1264545387]
[quote author=ILD link=topic=38661.msg1043709#msg1043709 date=1264545078]
Layred, can you please say fucking instead of flipping? Haha.
[/quote]

Ha, no, the first part of my user name prevents me from it.
[/quote]


It's annoying to se flip used. You might as wel go all out.
 
[quote author=Hansern link=topic=38661.msg1043601#msg1043601 date=1264542215]
I hate Lucas with a passion, and it's increasing every minute.

Why didn't pull him off and put Aqua on, the game screamed for some creativity and flair.

But NO, let's keep the good professional on
[/quote]

For me, that indicated that Rafa was happier to hold on for a draw than *risk* going for the win. Against Wolves.

Poor Alberto. He must've been wondering just how inept our midfield has to look before he gets a look in.
 
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=38661.msg1043701#msg1043701 date=1264544596]
I heard Babel said it, but never read the quote.

How's tricks?
[/quote]

I'm ok.

How are you?
 
[quote author=Delinquent link=topic=38661.msg1043733#msg1043733 date=1264546891]
[quote author=Hansern link=topic=38661.msg1043601#msg1043601 date=1264542215]
I hate Lucas with a passion, and it's increasing every minute.

Why didn't pull him off and put Aqua on, the game screamed for some creativity and flair.

But NO, let's keep the good professional on
[/quote]

For me, that indicated that Rafa was happier to hold on for a draw than *risk* going for the win. Against Wolves.

Poor Alberto. He must've been wondering just how inept our midfield has to look before he gets a look in.
[/quote]

Well at least he's consistent... Remember last season against arsenal in London? Or home against Fulham. Or Hull. Or Wigan. etc...
 
[quote author=Stu link=topic=38661.msg1043654#msg1043654 date=1264542942]
Wow, is that the same Lucas?
That is exactly the type of player we need right now.
Someone who can pick a killer ball and chips in with a goal every now and then, what has happened to him?
[/quote]

Actually, he has an identical twin brother, who is far more creative and talented, called Speilberg Levia. They do everything together.

I think we bought one but they sent the other.
 
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