Pre Match - Newcastle (H) - 1st Jan 20:00

[The normal one]

Refs a bent cunt.

 

[Modo]

Szoboslai another limp pass. He needs to get on the inhalers and study drugs.

He needs to start wearing bigger boots

 

[darkstarexodus]

Anthony Taylor needs demoting.

 

[Bradley]

On previous occasions I've compared Nunez to Cisse, however I'd like to take that back as Cisse was far smarter.

And he was an Earl or something!

 

[Mystic]

That was a blatant foul by Joelinton, who should have got a yellow card a few minutes before, awful ref.

 

[FreshRed]

Endo shows the cunt whose boss

 

[ibromurph]

Szobo has been very poor.

Darwin is just being Darwin. His misses will cost us.

 

[Markeh]

Well that little challenge from endo has cheered me

 

[KopRed]

Szobo needs to learn how to pass again. Awful weight on his passes so far.

 

[ibromurph]

Oh and Mo has been dreadful so far too.

 

[Bradley]

Szobo has been very poor.

Darwin is just being Darwin. His misses will cost us.

Sounds like he's first in line for a Klopp dick kick.

 

[Modo]

What a fucking dumb yellow to take

 

[Shadey]

HT and 18 shots pfft

 

[ibromurph]

Dumb yellow card to pick up from TAA.

I hate Neville's commentary, but he's right. Why are we complaining? We should be 4-0 up. We've only ourselves to blame.

 

[Woland]

Get jota on, the donkey can fuck off now, it's not funny anymore

 

[Markeh]

I think the ref got the post advantage card wrong earlier and he’s struggling to calm it

 

[The normal one]

Mo Salah has had a shocker and missed a penalty too.

 

[Modo]

This is just like the Man U and Arsenal game. We're so dominant but our attack is fucking lame.

 

[ibromurph]

Get jota on, the donkey can fuck off now, it's not funny anymore

When Darwin went through, I had 0 confidence he would score.

 

[Markeh]

Darwin, Mo, Szob will be lucky to come out second half

 

[IGotALuvlyBunchOfCoconuts]

Joelinton should have had a second yellow. Shit ref.

 

[rurikbird]

Get jota on, the donkey can fuck off now, it's not funny anymore

Yes to Jota, but I just can’t decide whether Donkey #1 or Donkey #2 should be substituted first. It’s becoming a farce.

Maybe Gakpo and Jota at half-time.

 

[ibromurph]

If Jones had a first half like Szobo just did, we'd be screaming to take him off.

The guy has completely lost his ability to pass a ball.

KDB-like drive and shot, Sissoko-like passing.

 

[keniget]

It's looking like another repeat performance. This is why we won't win the title.

Szobo has been pretty inconsistent / poor / knackered.. whatever you want to go with. Not good enough though.

Salah, dreadful bar a few decent touches.

And yeah, Nunez is just a waste.

On the bright side, as said already, Diaz much improved. Jones looking lively. Gomez very good again.

#46 time saying it - we need to buy a new forward.

 

[Modo]

It fucking annoys me that we're so inept upfront that we're looking to Jota be our Messiah.
What if Jota comes in and doesn't manage to score, what then?

Fucking hell

 

[Modo]

Joelinton should have had a second yellow. Shit ref.

How about a first yellow?

 

[Shay_K]

How are we not home and dry?

Have you not noticed the weather?

 

[Modo]

It's looking like another repeat performance. This is why we won't win the title.

Szobo has been pretty inconsistent / poor / knackered.. whatever you want to go with. Not good enough though.

Salah, dreadful bar a few decent touches.

And yeah, Nunez is just a waste.

On the bright side, as said already, Diaz much improved. Jones looking lively. Gomez very good again.

#46 time saying it - we need to buy a new forward.

Yep, I'm co-signing this. We need a striker/forward

 

[Bradley]

Klopp might break a metatarsal kicking this amount of dick.

 

[Fabio]

My everlasting positivity regarding Nunez is really starting to fuck off now

He can't keep doing this