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Pre match: Napoli at home

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I've got a rotten cold including the shits, and I've been invited into one of them lounges where all the booze is free, so my prediction is that I'm going to shit my pants. I doubt that building a firewall out of an entire sheet of imodium can stop this. It is destiny.

Now, in our last European home game when we played Red Star (lol) I'd had an extra spicy vermicelli for lunch from a back street Chinese emporium of some hygienic concern, and on sixty minutes I thought I was going to shit my pants, but legged it to the bogs and made it in time. This, in forty years, was the first dump I'd ever had at Anfield.

We won 4-0. The omens are strong. I know what I'll be betting on.
 
Squiggles said:
We probably will win, but I also wouldn't be too arsed if we crashed out of Europe all together. I want the title this year and not being in Europe would really help us with that.

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Yeah that's pretty much how i feel. Don't get me wrong i want us to win but i'm more concerned about beating the mancs on sunday. As much as i want us to win the CL, getting knocked out and only playing one game a win would give us a better chance at winning the league.
 
gkmacca said:
If we have to play in the Europa then we need to play a shadow squad, leave all the first team at home, and write the whole thing off. We need silverware, but concentrating on the FA Cup would be preferable to all of those Thursday night travails. This season, after working so hard to stay at the top in the league, we simply can't afford to risk being distracted and fatigued by such a draining sequence of travel and ties.
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I agree with you, thats what we should do... But I'm not sure Klopp will see it that way. He wouldn't just send the reserves out every game in that competition.
 
Woland said:
I've got a rotten cold including the shits, and I've been invited into one of them lounges where all the booze is free, so my prediction is that I'm going to shit my pants. I doubt that building a firewall out of an entire sheet of imodium can stop this. It is destiny.

Now, in our last European home game when we played Red Star (lol) I'd had an extra spicy vermicelli for lunch from a back street Chinese emporium of some hygienic concern, and on sixty minutes I thought I was going to shit my pants, but legged it to the bogs and made it in time. This, in forty years, was the first dump I'd ever had at Anfield.

We won 4-0. The omens are strong. I know what I'll be betting on.
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I guess curling one into a plazzie bag isn't really appropriate in corporate seats?
 
If we're getting beat I'll have no choice. Curling is a little optimistic at this stage though
 
Woland said:
I've got a rotten cold including the shits, and I've been invited into one of them lounges where all the booze is free, so my prediction is that I'm going to shit my pants. I doubt that building a firewall out of an entire sheet of imodium can stop this. It is destiny.

Now, in our last European home game when we played Red Star (lol) I'd had an extra spicy vermicelli for lunch from a back street Chinese emporium of some hygienic concern, and on sixty minutes I thought I was going to shit my pants, but legged it to the bogs and made it in time. This, in forty years, was the first dump I'd ever had at Anfield.

We won 4-0. The omens are strong. I know what I'll be betting on.
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Holy exploding underwear, Robin--- to the bookmakers!


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Predicted line up according to Twitteratti:

Alisson
TAA Matip Virgil Robbo
Gini Hendo Keita
Salah Bobby Mane
 
I'm hearing good things about Gerrard's cousin Duncan.
Camacho and Jones where also good apparently.
 
Insignificance said:
Plus thursdays are not footie days but means we will not play Saturday at all, but rather sunday/monday
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AREED Thurs has never been a footy day, in fact it is the only day that is not used by the premier league unless it is a boxing day/new years day fixture. BESIDES we are a Champions League club.
 
Shay_K said:
AREED Thurs has never been a footy day, in fact it is the only day that is not used by the premier league unless it is a boxing day/new years day fixture. BESIDES we are a Champions League club.
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Well. I guess we have to prove that one 😉
 
I've just got to the Titanic hotel and the whole Napoli team are here, bus waiting for them outside. I'm at the bar. Which one should I shit at?
 
Woland said:
I've just got to the Titanic hotel and the whole Napoli team are here, bus waiting for them outside. I'm at the bar. Which one should I shit at?
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If you could try to hit as many of them as possible that would be great.
#scatterthescutter
 
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