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Poll [Poll] Will we beat Boro to finish 4th on Sunday?

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Are Nivea FC winning on Sunday?

  • Yes, we'll fuck them up

    Votes: 50 72.5%
  • No, we'll fuck ourselves up

    Votes: 19 27.5%

  • Total voters
    69
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Silver Sean

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Interested to see how confident everyone is about our last match, as we've had a recent history of shitting the bed, and this season have had struggles against the muggles. What do we reckon?
 
We really should. I'm not 100% confident but the West Ham game was at least on paper the scarier of the two. Watch our lads panic now when news filters through that Arsenal are 1-0 via 1st minute Ashley Williams o.g.
 
If we go out and start with all guns blazing, as we should, it should be okay. Those relegated teams are so incoherent mentally at that stage - some are absolutely sick of playing and just want to get it over with, some want to play for themselves and make a point or two, the odd one is determined to put on a show and salvage a bit of pride - they'll disintegrate rapidly as a unit if the first twenty minutes go badly. But if they survive that first period, then they could all gel together again and look to go out on a high. So there can't be any hesitation; it has to be extreme pressing and aggression from the first whistle.
 
None of the options reflect my feelings about the game.
We never do things the easy way. So I wouldn't be surprised if they score after the first minute and we have to chase them the entire game.
 
This thread will have the superstitious turning in their graves ... even if they're not dead.

I'll be there, and my record this season is 100% (6-1 vs Watford), so am very relaxed & confident

(If anyone read this before I edited, please know I am deeply embarrassed by my inexcusable misuse of "their", if you are a post-edit reader then ignore this)
 
This thread will have the superstitious turning in their graves ... even if they're not dead.

I'll be there, and my record this season is 100% (6-1 vs Watford), so am very relaxed & confident

(If anyone read this before I edited, please know I am deeply embarrassed by my inexcusable misuse of "their", if you are a post-edit reader then ignore this)
My cards went to four games in a row, Spurs, Arsenal, Everton and Burnley.
We haven't won a game at Anfield since.
My cards and I will be there on Sunday.
We've got this
 
I think Everton will do us the favour, and we'll have to live with that disgusting shame for years to come.
 
Jinxy fucking thread is jinxy. Please delete thread.

It is too late to bury your head in the sand once the damage has been done. It's too late for that, all you can do now is your best to reverse it. Failing that, you can get over your disappointment and heartbreak by exacting revenge upon those responsible.
 
Shove your jinx theories up your arse. Like anything I put on the internet has any effect on what happens on Sunday.
 
Shove your jinx theories up your arse. Like anything I put on the internet has any effect on what happens on Sunday.

You fool, did you never watch Sliders? Everything that can happen will happen on Sunday, and your jinx will now have an effect upon which of those possibilities gets pulled out of the hat. You've almost certainly damned us all to your fate with that post.
 
I think Everton will do us the favour, and we'll have to live with that disgusting shame for years to come.

By all means, go ahead and state your useless fucking opinion because that's what humans do.
But balance it out with a qualification, so that the universe is left in the same unperturbed state in which you found it in.
 
You fool, did you never watch Sliders? Everything that can happen will happen on Sunday, and your jinx will now have an effect upon which of those possibilities gets pulled out of the hat. You've almost certainly damned us all to your fate with that post.

I haven't seen it.

And you can still shove it up your arse.
 
What are the current betting odds?

This is definitely one of those games where it's worth putting a decent sum on our opponents to limit the emotional damage if we lose.
 
What are the current betting odds?

This is definitely one of those games where it's worth putting a decent sum on our opponents to limit the emotional damage if we lose.

Middlesbrough are 14/1. Middlesbrough and the draw is 9/2.
 
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