Philippe Coutinho, Part II

[the count]

Can he take corners. I might get excited if I thought he could take corners

His corners are worth ten million on their own

 

[refugee]

Yep he can take corners but he's not great at defending them unlike Torres.

*Puts on party hat*

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

More clips; again sorry if these have been posted before - I went back about 10 pages but didn't find any of them, so.

Looking more ordinary against Juventus:


Another outing versus Juventus:


Against Palermo. Specially for refugee - he takes a few corners! Unimpressed by them though - high arcing ones which take forever to come down. At least they cleared the first defender.

 

[refugee]

His corners are worth ten million on their own

*Removes party hat*

*Douses party hat in lighter fluid*

 

[doctor_mac]

Bollocks.

Check the end product in the Sampdoria video. Ball-greedy wee fecker with no end product. Favourite player is Quaresma appaz....

*Waits for someone to bite*

 

[nealmac]

I *think* you have the wrong person.

I *don't think* so.

Fairly sure it was Oncy. 😕

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

I *don't think* so.

Fairly sure it was Oncy. 😕

It was Woland.

Although, maybe Oncy too

 

[nealmac]

Fuck.
Yeah. It was. 😳

 

[Hyena]

That Inter team in the clip is all sideways and back passing isn't it?
It's so boring it's like watching Liverpool play.

 

[themn]

Fuck.
Yeah. It was. 😳

Go and sort that poster out, Mister.

You have no business here.

 

[Fabio]

Definitely not oncy. Oncy knows what the lad is capable of. Woland refused to watch

 

[gene hughes]

I watch all the youtubes of players to which we have even the most tenuous links.

In fact my entire knowledge of football overseas is centred around players we were supposedly linked with, or briefly owned.

 

[dmishra]

Check the end product in the Sampdoria video. Ball-greedy wee fecker with no end product. Favourite player is Quaresma appaz....

*Waits for someone to bite*

He does look like that a bit actually, even if you didn't mean it.

But, Ronaldo and Ronaldinho were also similar at the same age. Let's hope he ends up more like them than Quaresma.

 

[gene hughes]

I don't want him to pass the ball.

 

[Oncy]

Where the fuck is this curly haired little mo'fuggguuu.

 

[Oncy]

Where the fuck is this curly haired little mo'fuggguuu.

 

[Fabio]

11pm announcement on Thurs I bet. Just for you O Dogg

 

[Oncy]

BOOYAAA!

 

[Roopy]

Saw that 5 compilations ago!

Have you seen much of him Roopy?

Seen bits and pieces of him in action ... 2 things ... 1. I rarely watch Inter play .... 2. Hard to judge a player at Inter since they have appointed 4 or 5 managers since Mourinho, all playing different tactics & systems....

 

[Buddha]

He's gonna be the tits

 

[Cerberus]

@indykaila: Looks legit but who cares 🙂 Philippe Coutinho saying on his Facebook he is Liverpool player 10 mins ago. See picture http://t.co/h8Xdx3a0

 

[juniormember]

Check the end product in the Sampdoria video. Ball-greedy wee fecker with no end product. Favourite player is Quaresma appaz....

*Waits for someone to bite*

Must..not..bite...
Doc's a cunt.

 

[James]

It is worrying me that the best bit of skill and end product in these vids is during a training session against half-arsed defenders.

Is it hard being so depressed about life all the time?

 

[livvy145]

 

[localny]

Rafa rates him highly, if that means anything to yis? Considering our best Spine was bought by roffa, it might be a good thing...

 

[localny]

He's a mother fucking Brazilian.
A proper one, not a white one, a proper one, with a proper Brazilian name & the skills to go with it.

Give it a year & he'll be tearing teams apart. Between him & Suarez managers will start playing 6 at the back just so they can double up on them.

I'm salivating here mate at that optimism.

 

[localny]

He'll be our new 'Speedy' Gonzalez.

Nooo not that Chilean lad also on a work permit?

 

[Farkmaster]

Packed on 10kg of muscle did he? What the fuck did he look like before?

 

[StevieM]

Rafa rates him highly, if that means anything to yis? Considering our best Spine was bought by roffa, it might be a good thing...

Given Rafa's skill at picking wide players though....

 

[juniormember]

Packed on 10kg of muscle did he? What the fuck did he look like before?