Philippe Coutinho, Part II

[Woland]

Nah, it's just a bad photoshop.

 

[Wilko7]

The bottom line is that you'd have to be a bit of a misery guts not to be excited by this transfer. I think he looks sick, personally.

Rest assured, Peter. He'll be back to health once he's got a pan of Scouse down him.

 

[barrymac20]

Tancredi Palmeri‏@tancredipalmeri
Coutinho right now under medical in Liverpool

 

[StevieM]

More importantly will the egg be runnie nothing worse than egg yolk coming out your arse.

I envisaged the shell still being on the boiled egg.

 

[the count]

Here's the real one

 

[the count]

 

[OLD_Lewy]

eh, wheres that from? I'm at suarez levels of excitement with this one

 

[Der Alte]

pic

lol just look at how blurry the whole pic is. Defo fake.

 

[localny]

So what's be going to bring to the team lads. In 15 words or less? Is he the new McMannaman, Smicer, Garcia, or Dirk?

 

[FoxForceFive]

So what's be going to bring to the team lads. In 15 words or less? Is he the new McMannaman, Smicer, Garcia, or Dirk?

He's a mother fucking Brazilian.
A proper one, not a white one, a proper one, with a proper Brazilian name & the skills to go with it.

Give it a year & he'll be tearing teams apart. Between him & Suarez managers will start playing 6 at the back just so they can double up on them.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Looks like David Silva is following him to the club.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

So what's be going to bring to the team lads. In 15 words or less? Is he the new McMannaman, Smicer, Garcia, or Dirk?

He'll bring the average height of our midfield down a couple of inches.

 

[gene hughes]

As with all our other signings, I need a picture of Gerrard eying him up in the gym before I'll believe this is real.

 

[doctor_mac]

So what's be going to bring to the team lads. In 15 words or less? Is he the new McMannaman, Smicer, Garcia, or Dirk?

He'll be our new 'Speedy' Gonzalez.

 

[Roopy]

Fuck me, nice skill


View: http://youtu.be/4D6RwWawooo

 

[doctor_mac]

It is worrying me that the best bit of skill and end product in these vids is during a training session against half-arsed defenders.

 

[juniormember]

Fuck me, nice skill


View: http://youtu.be/4D6RwWawooo

Saw that 5 compilations ago!
Have you seen much of him Roopy?

 

[juniormember]

It is worrying me that the best bit of skill and end product in these vids is during a training session against half-arsed defenders.

Bollocks.

 

[Insignificance]

Wow. I can see Castleford is in big trouble!!

 

[themn]

Ok, Oncy. Now, you can start watching the videos.

I *think* you have the wrong person.

 

[barrymac20]

Looks like this dude! Guess who?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

DUSTIN DIAMOND!

 

[barrymac20]

DUSTIN DIAMOND!

Who?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Who?

screech

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Coutinho versus Sampdoria. Sorry if this is a rerun.

 

[barrymac20]

screech

Is it bad that I only know him as Screech?!

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Is it bad that I only know him as Screech?!

Nah, not at all.

 

[refugee]

Can he take corners. I might get excited if I thought he could take corners

 

[Leo]

Yep he can take corners but he's not great at defending them unlike Torres.

 

[Rosco]

Is it bad that I only know him as Screech?!

It's probably better that you don't know his career in porn