Ousmane Dembele

[Hansern]

A few links to this lad. 18 years old, 6 goals for Rennes in Ligue 1 and only Neymar has completed more dribbles pr game than him in the top 5 leagues.
Sounds like a player and I've never heard of him. Must be boss!

 

[cloggypop]

Jay "Gobshite" Riley links or like proper ones?

 

[Hansern]

No mate, not from that mong. Its from a few other Liverpool sites. Inaddedtime.com aswell.

 

[keniget]

Nothing to get excited about in that compilation.

 

[Hansern]

6 goals in Ligue 1 and second most completed dribbles after Neymar is quite exciting. Tough crowd.

 

[keniget]

6 goals in Ligue 1 and second most completed dribbles after Neymar is quite exciting. Tough crowd.

"In that compilation"

 

[Hansern]

45 - Ousmane Dembélé in the 1st half v Nantes:
- 5 shots attempted
- 4 shots on target
- 2 goals
- 1 assist
- 6 dribbles attempted
Amazing.

 

[manwithnoname]

"In that compilation"

Hahahaha.

 

[Hansern]

Hattrick today against Nantes. This lad looks insanely good. 18 years old aswell.

Maybe this is a better compilation. Hopefully.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Here's his hat-trick against Nantes, plus other individual highlight / lowlight moments.



I'm probably being a dick here but that looks like a bit of a jammy hat-trick to me, and the all-around performance wasn't that impressive. Lots of pace obviously, but touch and passing wasn't that fantastic, and he's a serial diver in that clip. He's only 18 and that's only one game so I'm obviously being very, very, very picky and harsh, especially considering my last season's adopted pet project Vietto has been producing fuck all at Atletico Madrid this season. 😉

 

[i_rushie]

Really quick and keen to fire a powerful shot regardless of his options when within sight of goal. With his ability to change directions at pace, he may be a real upgrade... on Djibril Cisse.

 

[Rosco]

6 goals in Ligue 1 and second most completed dribbles after Neymar is quite exciting. Tough crowd.

What is exciting about the 'second most completed dribbles after Neymar' ?

 

[redhorizon2]

You are going to be so disappointed when he signs for Arsenal/PSG/Byern.

 

[redhorizon2]

Or Chelsea

 

[redhorizon2]

There is talk that Klopp is also looking at the Belgium winger Bastian reportedly available for £5m

 

[cloggypop]

You are going to be so disappointed when he signs for Arsenal/PSG/Byern.

Spurs if he's a Dembele.

 

[gkmacca]

I've heard journalists who specialise covering the European leagues absolutely rave about him. If he's half as good as they claim I damn well hope we DO try to get him!

 

[Hansern]

What is exciting about the 'second most completed dribbles after Neymar' ?

Because he's second ONLY BEHIND NEYMAR in the list of all players in the top 5 leagues when it comes to completed dribbles.
That isnt excitiing when talking about an 18 year old? Ok then.

 

[Rosco]

Because he's second ONLY BEHIND NEYMAR in the list of all players in the top 5 leagues when it comes to completed dribbles.
That isnt excitiing when talking about an 18 year old? Ok then.

I don't understand why you find it exciting.
Or why its an important stat.

Does it mean he's good at dribbling ?
Does it mean he dribbles a lot ?
Does it actually mean he's any good ?

Or is this this stat about as relevant as the number of tackles made stat when determining a players ability ?

 

[Hansern]

I don't understand why you find it exciting.
Or why its an important stat.

Does it mean he's good at dribbling ?
Does it mean he dribbles a lot ?
Does it actually mean he's any good ?

Or is this this stat about as relevant as the number of tackles made stat when determining a players ability ?

You'll just have to wonder about that one

 

[Rosco]

You'll just have to wonder about that one

Another shit post.

Well done

 

[Hansern]

Another shit post.

Well done

And you're shit.

Well done

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Such a cute couple - it's kinda like Lucas and Hendo

 

[Mamma Mia]

The only thing that could make this thread worse is 6 posts by @dantes explaining who is more shit, from a legal perspective.

 

[Hansern]

We could sign the kid, that would make this thread at least decent..

 

[LeTallecWiz]

On Monday, France Football report that Barcelona have bid 35 million euros for Ousmane Dembele but this was rejected by Rennes.

 

[Comical Aly]

Annoying click bait.

 

[Hansern]

Seems as though Bayern has got him but will be loaned back to Rennes for one more season.

 

[Skullflower]

quelle surprise.

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

Spurs if he's a Dembele.

Fulham then Spurs